What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Gay's rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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whats black and strange a paki

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Joke

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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