How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A Banana wrote this...

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Anti Joke

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