Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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