If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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^that joke's not funny

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Unnnnnnnn

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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