What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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