What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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The Female Orgasm

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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OBAMA

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Anti Joke

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