- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Gestapo.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

George Bush.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

The BCS

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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