What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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