- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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