A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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