- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

I'm taken

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

knock knock how there me ok come in

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

ur gay and this joke sucks

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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