how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Good afternoon.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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