- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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