What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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F? No k

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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