- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what's up? my penis.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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