Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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