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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What is life? Paul.

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