How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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your face

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A man. That is all.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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