Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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WTF BOOOOOM

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women's rights

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Women's rights.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Gingers.

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Anti Joke

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