Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Scientology.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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