Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Joke.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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