Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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You all have Aids

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Pianca going ham

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Hitler is my role model

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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DESERT

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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