Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

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