What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Chuck Norris.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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