How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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