How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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