- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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