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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

My dad beats my mom At checkers

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Gay's rights

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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