a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

This joke isnt funny.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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