What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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kiss me?

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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