What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Women's rights.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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