Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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