A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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anal seepage

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Jesus was a good guy

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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