(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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