Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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