what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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