why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Iggy Azalea

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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