What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

djkldfnblfnbofgb

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Justin's humor

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

giddy goat

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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