What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Romney 2012

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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