Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A homeless person dies.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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