Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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poop.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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