Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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