Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Sex. That is all.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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