He--Hey guys

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Dubstep < Music

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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sky silverstein

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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