Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Black History Month

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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