What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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