3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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