- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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