A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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knock knock go away!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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