KILL WHITEY

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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cats are pussies

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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hi patrick

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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