Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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agp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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