During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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knock knock. no one's home..

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Anti Joke

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