A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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The Qur'an

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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