what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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