What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A fat guy!

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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The child was fired from his job.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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who ever is reading this....

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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