What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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drugs.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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nice tits.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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