A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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