What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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