Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A fat man on a moped

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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