- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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