- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

i killed my family

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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