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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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LOL May Wong

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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