Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

There's a god, just kidding.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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