What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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