What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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