What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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