Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Womens rights

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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6

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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NEVER

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

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