My mom just died....

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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That's not what she said.

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Anti Joke

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