How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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acualy is dolan

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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