Alex Eggbert

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Slavery

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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