How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Grace Ackerson

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A black guy gets arrested...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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how may i help you

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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