What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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I like your hair

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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canaan and mallory

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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