Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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