what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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