Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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