Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Asians...

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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