who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

So. The gays. ...

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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