What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Who is John Galt?

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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