A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Suck pussy

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Im gay What about you

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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