Womens rights.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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kk

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What's the deal with brown?

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Cancer.

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