Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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I have a really funny joke.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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