I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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