Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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