Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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