Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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