Katy Perry

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poo

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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