Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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