What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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