Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What what In the butt

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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