A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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women's rights

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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