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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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