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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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This is not a joke.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Anti Joke

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