once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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God

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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DEATH.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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You having friends.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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