what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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