Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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balls in ya mouf

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Anti Joke

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