So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

That is so fetch

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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