how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Do the roar!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Guess what? Bananas

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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