Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What is worse than hell?

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What's clear and wet? water

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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