Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Women's rights

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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