- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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well now

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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whats white and sticky glue

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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