What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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