Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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