Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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black people swimming

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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