How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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