Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Punch line.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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u suck

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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