- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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The cow went moo

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

It's your mother, open the door.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What is worse than torture? Not much.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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