- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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It's your mother, open the door.

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hey

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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MAKE

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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