Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Women's rights.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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women outside of the kitchen

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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