A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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girls basketball

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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