Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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