Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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