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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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