What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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