whats 7+4? 74

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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pobody's nerfect

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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