What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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lol

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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