Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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