What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Colby Michael Schluter

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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