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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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I love boobs

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Boobs are nasty!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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