george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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