What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Women's rights

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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