Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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