- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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