what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Knock Knock Come in!

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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