Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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