Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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