- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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I am Skaldak!

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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