2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Roses are red.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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