What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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you just contradicted yourself.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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