I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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A snake walks into a bar

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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