man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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25

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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