What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Canida

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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