Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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