phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is the best joke ever? 1D

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I got shot once it hurt a lot

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

thumb_up thumb_down -39

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why does column have a letter n?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock Good one...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

thumb_up thumb_down -101

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops