BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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noodles

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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go go gadget

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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