why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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I'm funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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British Dentistry

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