why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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A man was shot. He died.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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