It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Black History Month

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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BenWuzHear

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Anti Joke

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