why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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banana

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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