How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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