What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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