Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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poop

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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