How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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