What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Neither have I

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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