what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Women's rights

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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