why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Zach Barlow

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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