How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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