funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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