Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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The penn state football administration

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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