What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Anti Joke

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