What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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