Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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