Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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You just read this ..

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Anti Joke

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