whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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666 im christian

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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