George W. Bush

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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ObamaCare

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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