Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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<=3 penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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