- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Psychics.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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