What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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im watching you..

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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hi

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Justin beiber..

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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