If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Your social life

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Ebola

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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