What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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lol

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Women's Professional _________

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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