A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Japan

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Anti Joke

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