How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What is next?

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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The Joke Below

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Nickelback.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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