What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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4/20.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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