A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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I hate blackniggers

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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