This one sucks!

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a retard lost...

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Oh, right

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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willie revilame

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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