Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I read the terms of service.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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