women's rights

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Black people

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Chicken penis.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Testicles.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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