Matthew Baker

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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KONY 2012

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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