why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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