Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Your mother is so fat.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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