whats yellow? lots of things.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Mitt Romney

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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