Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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swag

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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