- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

I have a really funny joke.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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