Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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