Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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BOTTOM!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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This statement is false.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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