Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Woman rights.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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