what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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