What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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stop it ryan vallee

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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who else is on here?

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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