your mama's so fat... that's it

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Daniel is a fag

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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