Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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knock knock piss off

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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