- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

ugh good riddance

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Dick Chaney

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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