whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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