Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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