Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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