what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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