Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A French man gets into a fight

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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more chocolate?

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Anti Joke

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