What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Susie has Autism

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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