life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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