What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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