What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What did I do last night?work

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