They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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