What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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mikey is cute

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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