Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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where are you?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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