What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Jesus Christ

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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