Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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