Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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10inch nice

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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BIG PENIS

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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so dont touch it.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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