Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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12 niqqa 12.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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whats really hot the sun

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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George W. Bush

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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