An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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