whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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