How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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