Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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