Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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obama leadership

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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