I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Your mom is fat

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Anti Joke

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