Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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