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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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