Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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The NBA and womens sports

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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