Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Y2K

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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ps3

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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lol

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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