Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Womens rights

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