Neither does he.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Rebecca Black

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Anti Joke

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