- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A black man killed someone

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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