A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Anti Joke

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