I was Born ready I was born naked.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

thumb_up thumb_down -6

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

obamas trench

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A blonde girl walks into a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops