What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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