Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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School

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Shit!

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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