Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Stop being a centipede

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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PENIS :)

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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