knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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women's rights

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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