Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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