You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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this website...

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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