Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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