Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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