- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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