Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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W.N.B.A.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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