the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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i cant think of one.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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