Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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c+t+c?

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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