Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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National security?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Penisland

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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