What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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poop.........

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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