It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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