New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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