- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Women Voting

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Arrow to the Knee

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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