[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's up? A direction...

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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MICHAEL

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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