Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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penis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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i love to lick...

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Anti Joke

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