One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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A man walks into a bar.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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whats a dick a dick

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Blacks

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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BIG PENIS

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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