What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Not a joke.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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There's my tractor.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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giddy goat

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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