What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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cory is gay

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Womens rights.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Steve Jobs.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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