- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Sorry boss

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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