What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Make me famous

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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