- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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