Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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