I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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your mom

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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