Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why Because

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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