*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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no

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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