Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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