Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

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