Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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