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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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