Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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