What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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