Massie is a fatass

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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nick toth

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Will you marry me?

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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