why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Tony Romo

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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