What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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The Labour Party.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Thats what she said

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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