I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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