Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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