Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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