Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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WNBA

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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the your face joke

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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