Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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you give like i give lomain

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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