Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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