What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Dwarf Shortage

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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