- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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