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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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