What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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