What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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