Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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