Lockerbie bombing

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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canada

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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