What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Democracy.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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