Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Nick Cannon

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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