"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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girls lacrosse

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Fruitcake

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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