- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

im saul and i love cock

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

A man walks into a bar.

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