Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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