Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

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