Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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