How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Your Mom.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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