What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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