what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Adam Sandler.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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