What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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i like tits

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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boobs!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Pickles

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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