What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Okay, after this one then...

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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