Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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wael.. nuff said

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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