- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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