yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Shea's sty....

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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retard

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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