What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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