What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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