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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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