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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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