What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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toast points

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Lololol

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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people magazine

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A guy is playing cod

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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