Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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i hate non minorities!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Testicles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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ass in my face ? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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