What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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HELLO EVERYONE

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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