Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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