Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Mullets

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Christians

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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