If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Sarah Palin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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WNBA

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butt sex

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Pickle!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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69

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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hi

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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