Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Massie is a fatass

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