why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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the asian kid gets an F

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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