Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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A seal walks into a club.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Your social life.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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