What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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