- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

all your base are belong to mark

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

my shift key is broken1

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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