What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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womans rights

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