Your dads dead. lol

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Google Doodles

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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