bum sex lol

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Poop!!

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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