Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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sure!

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Llamaworm

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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