Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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