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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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