Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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