There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

womens rights.

Benevolent villain.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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