- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

to get to the other side.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Yo mama is so fat she died

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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