Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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My penis is big... not.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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