Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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