Guess what? You guessed it.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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