What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Penis

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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