Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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The WNBA

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Pickles

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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