There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Punching a baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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knock knock

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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