What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Patrick is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops