Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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anal seepage

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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