What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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