What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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