Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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