Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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