how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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