Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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