Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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SNAPPLE!

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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German sausage is the wurst

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Nickelback

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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