What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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There's my tractor.

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