What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whats a joke

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Swag.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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