What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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like if your cool

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Derp

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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BOTTOM!!!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Anti Joke

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