whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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