why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Anti Joke

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