Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

thumb_up thumb_down

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Domain Name Register - We provide Private Domain Registration with free of cost. - We provide Free DNS Management & Domain theft Protection - Your Domain name will secure & hassel free in lowest price. - We also provide 24/7 technical support for all our clients in all major Indian Languages. - We guarantee an uptime of 99.9% which is unheard of in this industry. - We provide 07 days unconditional money back guarantee for our web hosting service. If you are not satisfied, you can request for cancellation of service and refund within 07 days from the date of signing up. You may visit us @ http://www.register-domainname.in

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops