How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Mexicans are like waffles

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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