What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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