Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Wolf Pussy

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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