- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Womens Rights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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