why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Men's rights

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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