Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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A man made a sandwich.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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