whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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