- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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