What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A shark ate your mom

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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