Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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