How would you rule?

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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