Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Enchilada

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's big and white?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

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