What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Yeah right loser!

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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