- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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