Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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