Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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You idiot.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Nickelback

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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hey bill!

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Anti Joke

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