- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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