What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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