Land Rovers

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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