SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Haha pizza

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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