What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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