- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

A black man killed someone

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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