Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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