What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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