What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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