did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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