so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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