OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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youre gay

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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