Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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