What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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