Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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My life

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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