Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Banana(s)

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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