How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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why are balck people black because they are

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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