What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Herman Cain

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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charlie sheen

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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