- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

whats green and lives in the water

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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