what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women Voting

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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