dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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womens rights

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Popsicles

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Anti Joke

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