- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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