A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Get in the car.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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