What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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