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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

John Stamos.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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