why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Baseball

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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