What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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your face

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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