Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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