What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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whats 2+2? 1

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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