Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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wenis

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Your mom

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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