What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

watch me nae nae

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Kefka > Sephiroth

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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