Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Guess what? No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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The WNBA

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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