Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Jake. Walsh.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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