Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Anti jokes are funny

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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