"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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