A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Hi Adam,

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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