- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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