What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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lol

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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pauls tuck

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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