Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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