What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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conrad profit

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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