in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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