So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Anti Joke

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