- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??