what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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