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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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I got shot, you laughed

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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