Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Oh, go away

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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The WNBA.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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