-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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YO FACE

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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I'm Polish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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