- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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