Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Welcome To Facebook

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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