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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Where's my tractor?

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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