Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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