What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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No.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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