Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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