What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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try slamming a revolving door

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What is worse than hell?

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whoa there

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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