A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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