why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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