Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Religion.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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