A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A black guy with his family.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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