Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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im not food

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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