How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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