What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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