Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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women's rights

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

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