OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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