If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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drugs.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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