Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Anyone can post anything.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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