why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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George W. Bush

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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involved parents.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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I can't see my forehead

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

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