My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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