How high is a Chinaman

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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call me maybe.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Hey, Max!!

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