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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Your time.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Anti Joke

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