Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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