Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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19th amendment

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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