How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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fruit salad?

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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