What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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1+1=2

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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