Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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