Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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