What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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woman..parallel parking

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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