- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

hi penis ham telephone

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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