- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

i like men but im not gay

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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