Stop Iran! We need the money.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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