What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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