Jared Gough is a slut

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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CFL

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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