Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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