a black man pays his child support

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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when debbie meets downer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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