- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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