69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Women's Rights

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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This is a joke.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's two plus two? Window

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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