What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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