Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Womens basketball

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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