Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Feminism

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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