Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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