Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Black people are innocent.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Justin Bieber

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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