What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Yes.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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