Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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woman..parallel parking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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