How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What's worse than this That :(

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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