How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Women's rights.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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