What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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BIG PENIS

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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so dont touch it.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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