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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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