what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

The Charlotte bobcats.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Oh...okay, good.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Dubstep < Music

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What would u like to drink?

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