A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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