What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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the WNBA

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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