What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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