One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

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