Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Poop

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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