Your Mom!!!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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GONNA

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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my mind's eye?

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How did th-A fridge.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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