What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Lil Wayne

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Women's rights.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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