Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Neil Lewis

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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what is big and white? the moon

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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