Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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