Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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RUN

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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