Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Granny porn!

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CRY

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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