As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What color is red paint? Red

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i like it in the mouth

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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