"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Brett Farve

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Spinabifita

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