Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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9/11.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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