Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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anne hatthaway

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why did the book disappear?

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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So you there Red?

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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