monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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RUN

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Runescape.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Miscarriages.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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bite me

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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