Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Zach Barlow

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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