Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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