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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What is a question?

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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