Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Dusters blow stuff.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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