Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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who is mark

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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So. The gays. ...

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Republicans

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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