What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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dead babies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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cats are pussies

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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hi penis ham telephone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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You're a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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