A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Andoni was here

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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