What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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