Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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honest politician

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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knock knock who's there police

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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