How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Penisland

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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gay pom...

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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