What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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your mother

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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