How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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punchline below punchline above

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

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