What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Okay, after this one then...

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