- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

why was the boy sad? because.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

The Oakland Raiders

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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