A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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wenis

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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