How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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It says so on your cap.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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