Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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You're adopted.

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whats 2+2? 1

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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