- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

The EPA.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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