A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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