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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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