what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

thumb_up thumb_down +23

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

thumb_up thumb_down -19

LIE

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

thumb_up thumb_down -155

Rebecca Black

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops