Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jovan

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Golf.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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You smell like shit

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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