Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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