Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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