Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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