Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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where is the world?

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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