What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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wsde

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Military intelligence.

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Muslim athletes.

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Turtles

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Butt Sex.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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