Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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