What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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willam dafoe

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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thumbs up!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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