Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

my wife out of the kitchen

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

a horse walks into a barn

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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