Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Im taking a shit right now.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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