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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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