Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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