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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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