Women's rights.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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punchline below punchline above

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Weed.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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