Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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