what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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