- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

WOw you have no life

Like this joke, bitch.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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