White men's rights

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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YOU

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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NASCAR

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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