What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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