A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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whoa there

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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you lose.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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