What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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