What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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