my name is Jacob sartorious

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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kk

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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