Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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fart+fart=poop

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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