Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A white person at Harvard

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Turtles

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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