Roses are red, violets are purple.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Obama.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Miscarriages.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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