I am paralyzed from the neck down.

a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

whats black and white? a zebra

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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