#Hanging Degus

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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