What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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whats green and lives in the water

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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