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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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