q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Vote this up

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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