What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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1+2 = 6

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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