- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Black people having a Job.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Your social life.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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