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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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