what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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feminists.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Anti Joke

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