What's gay and gay? Joe

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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THE GAME.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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