-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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