What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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You know what's funny? Rape

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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