Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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