Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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knock knock who's there no one

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Poop!!

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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