What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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