You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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