Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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penis

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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