Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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