yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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A blind man watches TV

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