What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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