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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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