Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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She said no

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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