Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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