I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Anti Joke

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