Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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