Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Women's Rights

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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This is a joke.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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