Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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