What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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