A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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I lost my tractor.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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