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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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