Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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