Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Jews

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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