knock knock who's there police

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...NO.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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