Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Mullets

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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