You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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