Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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dildo

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Vagina.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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