what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Me

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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