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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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