why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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