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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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