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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Membean

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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