Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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