if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Continents are large islands.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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