- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Charles Manson is innocent.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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