What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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penis in the camel

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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