Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Obama

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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