Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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