Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Yo mama so fat she died

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Niall Horan

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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