Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

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