Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's up brah brah

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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