Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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