- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Your Mother

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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