- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

the your face joke

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

PENIS lol

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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