- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What is black but also yellow? A song.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

I like colin but not as much as apple

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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