Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Tell you something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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