Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bitches be crafty.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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