How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Women Voting

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I'm hungry.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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the WNBA

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Lacrosse

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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