Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Anti Joke

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