Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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