Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Black people

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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The WNBA

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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