- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Who wants water? I do.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Women's Rights Movement

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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