A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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