What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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