Sex education in Texas.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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A man. That is all.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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There's my tractor.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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