What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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BOTTOM!!!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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