- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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