Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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how man

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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