anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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