What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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woman's rights

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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8===D

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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