being sober in a bar fight

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Are you a human?

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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You're on fire.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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hey

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Anti Joke

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