civil rights

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Kate

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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