What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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melon

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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I C U P White stuff

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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woman's rights

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How come grilled cheese?

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

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