What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Anti Joke

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