Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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roses are red violets are blue

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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AVI IS A FAG

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Anti-joke.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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88

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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