Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Anti Joke

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