When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Chuck Norris died.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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