- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

woman's lacrosse

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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