- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Soccer...

Why so serious ?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

knock knock. come in.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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