A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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who else is on here?

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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