What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Morning wood.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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