where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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