Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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