Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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My cat just died.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Smelly Indians.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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