If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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