what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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