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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? chicken butt.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

i died. new product by steve jobs

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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