Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Dylan is a person

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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I said I hate niiggers

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Anti Joke

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