What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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