Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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