What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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A blind man watches TV

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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