Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What comes after 69? 70

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