you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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