Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Brett Farve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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