Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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