What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Bob Saget that is all

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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