What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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see ya

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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go F*** yourself

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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