How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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