- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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