Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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