What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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2 + 2 = 4

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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