Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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