What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A man died.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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