What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Anti Joke

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