What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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