A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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