- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

PENIS that is all

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

one day i went to bed

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