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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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