What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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The Holocaust.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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