Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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your a towel.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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