Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What's a small person? A midget

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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No.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Proof reading

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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