Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Caitlyn.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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