Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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