I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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a man walks into horse bar

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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