How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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