Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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- Helen Keller

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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womens rights

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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