Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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The american education system.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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