What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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WILLYS

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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