Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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YOLO.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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