a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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