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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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