Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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HEY YOU!!!!

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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