What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

thumb_up thumb_down +28

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Kelly Clarkson

thumb_up thumb_down +17

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Tacos

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops