What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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