What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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