If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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