Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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