A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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I'm Jewish

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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4/20.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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