Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Anti Joke

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