- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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