Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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whats black? a black man

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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