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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Knock knock. Death.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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