I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Women's Rights Movement

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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