what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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DANA

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poop

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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