A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Womens Sports

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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