What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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