Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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My mom

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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