- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Jokes are funny.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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