What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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