What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Anti Joke

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