Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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I read the terms of service.

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Womens rights.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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