Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Snausages.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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