If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Misner is a twat.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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The WNBA

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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