So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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what happens during a climax apples

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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