whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A ginger was with his friends

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The joke below me is retarded

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I agree

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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