What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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