How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Hi.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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