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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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