How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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