What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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