whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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