How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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