How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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