How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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