It's your mother, open the door.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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you are a åsshole :)

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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