What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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1+1=2

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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