What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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The Detroit Lions

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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penis

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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