What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Robin, Get in the Car

Do you play piano? No

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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