- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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