A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Yee

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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good one jess !!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Penis

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Black people being friendly.

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