How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Canada

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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