what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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