- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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