Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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women's rights

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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