Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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a retard lost...

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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A black student graduated High School

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Anti Joke

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