"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

silver bullet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Women's rights

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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