Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Matt Damon

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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This one time at band camp....

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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