Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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