How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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thumbs up!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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BUT HWY?

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

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