What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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