What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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batman has diarrhea

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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sky silverstein

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Anti Joke

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