The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Pickles

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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