A woman's opinion

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Anti Joke

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