Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Terraria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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