Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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