I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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