Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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lol a man is drowning

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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