Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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Anti Joke

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