Hello, nice to meet you.

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Nickelback

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It’s dead.

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Balls

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Girls Basketball.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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