what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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