Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Society.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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