What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Knock knock

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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all the kids had fun

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Anti Joke

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