The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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