a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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