What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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