Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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the WNBA

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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