okay so theres this guy.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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