- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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