How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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