Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for him. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed Nextel to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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