- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Three blondes walk into a community college.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Black people. They are so kind.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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