No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Write your own

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Women's Rights

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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obamas trench

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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