what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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