whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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