what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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#IHateHashtags

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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