Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Obama

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Xzibit

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Knock knock. Racism.

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