Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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