What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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