Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Dislike this.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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democracy

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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I'm not here.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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