A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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How are you? Yes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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