5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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whats long and black? a baton

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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