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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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