Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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