What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A black goes to college

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Men's Sports

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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since when?

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Dakota Fanning

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Barack Obama.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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