Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

thumb_up thumb_down +14

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

thumb_up thumb_down +7

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What comes after 23? 24.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops