- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

it's funny because it's funny

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