- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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