A guy is playing cod

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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