Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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poop.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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I have a really funny joke.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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