- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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