A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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