Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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