Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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kennah campion... being nice

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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