We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Poverty.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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