why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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