A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Justin Bieber

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Blacks

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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