A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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womens sports...

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Anti Joke

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