Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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brittney griner

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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