why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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