Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Knock Knock.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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