Women's Rights

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Romans rights.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Goat balls.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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