- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Justin Bieber

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Black People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Global Warming.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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