why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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12 niqqa 12.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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whats really hot the sun

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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