9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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DERP

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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