How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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