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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Mormons having fun.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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smug face >:}

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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