What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

An Asian man fails a math test

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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