A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Anti Joke

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