What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Penis

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Military intelligence.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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