- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Womens rights

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Nippies

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I'm so punny.

is it big enough to have sex in????

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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