roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Ms Leong Sux

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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