- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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