Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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