knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

say it ten times fast: oh

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -17

knock knock no no you go now i clean

thumb_up thumb_down -24

yo mama so fat she's fat

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

NASCAR being considered a sport.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I am a real homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops