Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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knock knock Come in.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Anti Joke

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