Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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