What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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