Cool Brian

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Albino African Americans

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Obama.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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