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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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