Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A black man comes home from work.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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