What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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hi im paul!

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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my mind's eye?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Lil' Wayne

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Women's rights

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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