a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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