A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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racism...deal with it!

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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womens rights

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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