Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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