Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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A young baby died.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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