finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Invisible Children Foundation.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Baseball

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops