What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Wright flyer

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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retard

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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