What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Nobody cares.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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