knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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