Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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son, you're adopted.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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