5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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