Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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