- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Shut the cork up!

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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