What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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