Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Your're racist.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Women's rights

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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RUN

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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