Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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gays

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Llamaworm

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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