Actually it was me Josh brown

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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minorities

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Gorden Brown.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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s e m e n

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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I killed someone today. :D

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Anti Joke

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