Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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This is a joke setup.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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