One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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WILLYS

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Chlamydia

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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