a banana

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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You were born.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Apple juice.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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