What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

How you know when dislextic

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...