Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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black people

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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