a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Fox News.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Women's Rights

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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