Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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No joke.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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69

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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