1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Poop

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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