What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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