What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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S.O.P.A

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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