Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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