What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

thumb_up thumb_down

Hi Shelby!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops