Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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BUT HWY?

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Justin Bieber

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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