A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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mc hammers income.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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How about that airline food?

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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