What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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