What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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c+t+c?

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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9/11

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Anti Joke

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