Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Set up Punch line.

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Denard Robinson

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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cancer

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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