What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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