Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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