How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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School

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Your mom is so fat...

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Your all fags

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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