Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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smug face >:}

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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