Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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No soup for you!

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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