Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Womens Rights

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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