How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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