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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Black people are innocent.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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