what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Windows Vista

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Welcome to die!

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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