what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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No soap radio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Miley Cyrus.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Female rights.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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