Women rights.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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I'm Coming

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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fabien

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