Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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