What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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acualy is dolan

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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black people swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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