Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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A black succeeds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your Mom

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A young baby died.

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