What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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