What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

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