Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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An Aisian failed a test

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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