- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

your father died

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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