A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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