What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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So does Blake

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Anti Joke

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