What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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No.

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Double-whammy

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Anti Joke

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