A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Netball.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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