- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

I <3 Hitler

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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