Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How High is a Chinese man

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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