An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Poop.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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