Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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William Raines.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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