- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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