I like pom

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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