a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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mc hammers income.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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