What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Irish sobriety

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What did the old man say? Im old

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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