hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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the WNBA

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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I literally died laughing

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Mahmy

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