What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Religion.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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religion

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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