Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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I have a gay camel

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Hello.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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