whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Davey Peterson.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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