What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Atheism

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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