What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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