What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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david weres the slug gone

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What black and has children A black man

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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A women's opinion.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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fart

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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