When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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