- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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