How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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hi

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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