what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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