what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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This sentence is false.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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