Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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im black

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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