Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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PIED NINNY!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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cancer

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Anti Joke

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