And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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British Dentistry

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Yo Mamma

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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