Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Penis-biter

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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