Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's clear and wet? water

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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