I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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I'm not here.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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