What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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womens rights.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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