What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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My dad

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sure!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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