Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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