Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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White men's rights

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Roses are red Im adopted

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