Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Jews.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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