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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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