A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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