What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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