What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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knock knock you may come in

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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