Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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I'm not here.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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