Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Gay's rights

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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lol a man is drowning

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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