Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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