- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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