A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

thumb_up thumb_down +24

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

thumb_up thumb_down +20

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +36

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops