Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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