- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's unfortunate.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

my penis

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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