Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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