meh

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Women rights.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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