What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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She said no

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Cheese stick

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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