You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Obama

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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UN

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Moooo

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Anti Joke

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