Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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