Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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sixty....eight.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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