How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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lebron

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Malachai.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Anti Joke

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