What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What is red? A rock painted red

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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i found waldo.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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