True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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