Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Mrs. Welsh

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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