What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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