Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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top kek

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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