A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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fridge

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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This is a joke

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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