whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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