Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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The Game

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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