A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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7+5=12

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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