What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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The

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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