Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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civil rights

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Kate

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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