Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What does? 42

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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