- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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