What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Guess what? Bananas

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Flop dog

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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