- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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