Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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