Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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