Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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My mom's dead

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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knock knock come in!

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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