Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Fox News.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Anti Joke

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