I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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