How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Women's rights

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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