A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Anti Joke

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