'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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The Game.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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MySpace.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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