- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Two women were sitting in silence.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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