The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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hey guys im gay

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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