What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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