What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Faithful men.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Anti Jokes = Drained

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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