Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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