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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Apple.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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