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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Reverse psychology never fails.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

FAP

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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