- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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