why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

The penn state football administration

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Pianos.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

this is not a joke. jks

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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