What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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David Cameron

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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speech and debate.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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