How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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