What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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barack osama

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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