- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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