you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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