what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Military intelligence.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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