Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What you reading? reading?

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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