A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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