- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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