Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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RUN

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Hello.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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