Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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