Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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more chocolate?

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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