yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A black man killed someone

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Anti Joke

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