How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Joke

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Nah

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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poopoo

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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