My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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