A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down +33

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -46

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

thumb_up thumb_down +201

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the best part about football The scoring

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops