- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Women rights.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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