- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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