You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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