What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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which one is easiest

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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You will not press the like button.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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