Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Women's rights

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