Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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nothing

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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