Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Windows Vista

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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oh hey.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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