Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Women can vote? wtf

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Anti Joke

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