- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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