What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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