- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock Knock No solicitors

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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