Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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