- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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