Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Jokes are funny.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Bark I'm a tree

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

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