- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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