Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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punchline below punchline above

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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