"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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justin bieber

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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