An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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hi will

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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