what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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cats are pussies

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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