What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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the WNBA

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Do you play piano? No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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