What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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black people

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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