whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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