A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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