I like jokes.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Kenny G

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American healthcare.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Who invented apple? God

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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