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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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