- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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