- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Fat people.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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