Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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President Donald Trump

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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