who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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