Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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