what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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