whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Everybody will die

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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