Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

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