What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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