Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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I am black.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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adam hodgson !

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Dan O'Driscoll

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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