What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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