What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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