why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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womans rights

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Julian Ha.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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