Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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How long is a china man?

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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knock knock get lost!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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