knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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