Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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