- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

womens rights

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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