What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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hit the thumbs down button

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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i heart wiener

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Anti Joke

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