Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Stop being a centipede

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Guess what What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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