So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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