roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Fine, ladies first.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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