Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Health food.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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