What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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