Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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