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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

children burning

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

women's rights

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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