Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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