A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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your mom.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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