Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Women's Rights

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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