Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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