- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

I am a mime

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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