Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Vote this up

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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