Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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