What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Women's Soccer.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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