There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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