three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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knock, knock come in

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Well, there's one way...

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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TIMMAH!

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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