Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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