What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Avery has crabs.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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