What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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