What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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