Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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HURT

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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