What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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