This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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my whole life!

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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