Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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