- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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