- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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