What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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I pooped my pants

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Left. That one direction...

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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