Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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your a towel.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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