Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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America

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Penis.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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69

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Religion

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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out of your comfort zone

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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