What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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