A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Turkey Balls

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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