- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Women's rights...

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

This is not a joke.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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