Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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