Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

I am a women

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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