A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Anti Joke

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