How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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crap!!

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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PENIS :)

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Anti Joke

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