why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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