How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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