I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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which one is easiest

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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OBAMA

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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jack shine has boobs

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Lewis

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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PENIS :)

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