I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Penis

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

boobs

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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