why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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womens rights to vote

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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