columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Dick Chaney

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Poop.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Pianos.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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