roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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