womens rights.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What you reading? reading?

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Anti Joke

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