Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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non poop

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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