Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Shut the cork up!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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I am a n1gger.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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