How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Jokes are funny.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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