What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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