What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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A man buys a prius

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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