What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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World Peace

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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I'm hungry.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Win and Beau have no friends

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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