Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Gun Control

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Asian women drivers...

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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