Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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don't read this

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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