Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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