what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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I'm tired.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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i eat poop

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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