- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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