Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Hi

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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