Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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The global news

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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