Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Gay's

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Anti Joke

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