How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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c-? men, C-men

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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women's rights.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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