What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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