A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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