Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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