Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Anti Joke

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