9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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