- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

A man walked into a bar owch

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19th amendment

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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