Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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