Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A jew walks into an Oven....

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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