guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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no

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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