What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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