- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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