What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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neil likes pube toast

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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your mom died.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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pudding

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Wanker

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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