How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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