whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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I'm gay.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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