What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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im a selling a car

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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