There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Terraria

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you end a sentence

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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