what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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