Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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CAS

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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