- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."