Get in the van

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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