What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What's blue? The sky.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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