What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Okay, after this one then...

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why was Timmy sad?

Ryan Chang is funny.

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Donald Trump

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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