- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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