What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Justin Bieber.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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