Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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tee hee

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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