Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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your mom died.

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wsde

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

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