What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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