Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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poop.........

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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