- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

My spelling is horrible

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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