Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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cats are pussies

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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