- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Loperson

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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