Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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modern love

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Penis

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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