An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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school homewrok

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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