- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

fack me!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

want to no whats funny what your mom

Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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