- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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