I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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