A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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you just read an anti-joke

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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