What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Anagram.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Your face

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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