Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Anti Joke

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