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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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