- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Black people

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Worst joke ever

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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