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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Satan called. I put him on hold.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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