Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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you just lost the game!

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Mexicans working in an office

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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