- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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