-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Womens rights

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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