Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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I'm hungry.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Guess what What

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Anti Joke

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