Your momma so fat, she's fat

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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