Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

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