whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Breast cancer.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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