- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Frown is a four letter word.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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