What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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So. The gays. ...

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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