What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Kathy Griffin.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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