What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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