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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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