A man walks into a bar.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Anti Joke

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