Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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