My dad

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Jasper sucks.

What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Miley Cyrus.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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