Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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i have aids and a chode

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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