If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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roak

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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kiss me?

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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