There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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ObamaCare

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Do you believe this will change?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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