yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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adam shagged katie lololol

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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