James Patrick Campbell

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Potato

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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whats 2+2? math.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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women's rights

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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