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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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