Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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butt sex

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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