Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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5 people are walking

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

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