3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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