What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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NEVER

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Albino African Americans

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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