Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Your're racist.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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no

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Penis

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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