How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Smart Blondes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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