Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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thumbs up!

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sure!

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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I'm HIV positive.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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