Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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one stop shop

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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