a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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No antijoke here.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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