- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Are you a human?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

politically correct!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

your moms my other ride

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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