A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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I can't see my forehead

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Anti Joke

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