A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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