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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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