Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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