Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Gay's

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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KEVIN HART

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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You read the Terms of Service.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Anti Joke

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