Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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your going to die

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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