Davey Peterson.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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