What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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