Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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penis

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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