What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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