What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Canada AYY

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why so serious ?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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