You dropped something.... Yo lip

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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