- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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