Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Your face

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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