- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

My kids are mistakes.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Sex. That is all.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

...NO.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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