Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Joke.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Twenty-Four

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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