What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Women's rights

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A train poops its pants.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Unflushed Shit...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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CAS

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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