Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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