Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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