Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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womens sports...

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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