Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Anti Joke

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