how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Nickelback

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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