Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Once upon a time

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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