Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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