- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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