My dad

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Jasper sucks.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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