What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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I'm gay.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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c+t+c?

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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