I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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