- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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