Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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The Game

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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newt gingrich

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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