How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Jews

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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