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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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