A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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robin, get in the car.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What's up? The sky.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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