Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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kieran scott has a huge back

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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