Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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try slamming a revolving door

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penis in the camel

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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