Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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A snake walks into a bar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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