- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A man farted. Another man walked away.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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