- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Penis!

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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