- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

josh sucks polish adams dick

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Like if you like big tits.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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