what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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