What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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