Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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kill yourself

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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So does Blake

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Anti Joke

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