whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A young baby died.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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