Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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shauns beautiful

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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