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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A Mormon walks into a bar

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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