What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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