Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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womens rights

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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