Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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