Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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WNBA

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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