A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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bologna

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Anti Joke

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