Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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