What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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dyslexic's Untie

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I am a nigger.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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I'm Spartacus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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