A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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