What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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