whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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