- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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My penis is big... not.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Women's Rights

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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