Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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