How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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save water shower with friends

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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