It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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minecraft

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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