WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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