Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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