How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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