Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Jebron Lames.

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Knock knock It's open

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Bitch

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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