Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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YOU

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Women.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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