Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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