There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Muslim athletes.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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ObamaCare

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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