- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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