Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Penis

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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