You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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