Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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knock knock come in

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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