Feet

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

anne hatthaway

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

thumb_up thumb_down +12

3.14159365358979323846264

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

It burns when I pee sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops