like for a handjob.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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fruit salad?

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