A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Daniel is a fag

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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purple pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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