- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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