a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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