What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What flys? A fly

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

HURT

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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