The meme walks out of the bar.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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