- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

falling didnt make the difference

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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