Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,966

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

FIONN'S LIFE

thumb_up thumb_down +6

alert("Hello");

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

thumb_up thumb_down -154

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops