Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I'm taken

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops