Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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rocky is here again.......................

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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lol

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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willie revilame

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Justin Bieber.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

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