You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Dead babies.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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