what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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