- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

I like boys!!!!! CC

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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