Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

thumb_up thumb_down -21

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

thumb_up thumb_down

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call your mom? mom

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

thumb_up thumb_down

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

thumb_up thumb_down -128

your mama's so fat... that's it

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops