Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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