Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Chris is hairy

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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