Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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woman's rights

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Miami Heat.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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