Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Hi.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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suck my dick.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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whats 2+2? 1

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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