(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

thumb_up thumb_down -144

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -31

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

thumb_up thumb_down -19

An Amish walks into Best Buy

thumb_up thumb_down -68

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hashtag

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops