what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Asians

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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