What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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