A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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You

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Your social life.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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