Justin Beiber is a good singer

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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fava beans

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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haha Otarts was here

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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