What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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