ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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potato

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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