What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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