Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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i like potatoes

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Tall asians

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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