what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Poop

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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