Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why did? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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