Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

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