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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Your adopted

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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