A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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The NBA lockout

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Your mother is average.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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