GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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