- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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