What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Robin, get in the batmobile.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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