i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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balls in ya mouf

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Penis penis poop butt

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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