who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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This is not Will Smith.

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