A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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black people. that is all...

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Men, get on the boat.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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