steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Two english guys meet at work

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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