why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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