In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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soccer

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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human centipede

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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