What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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My mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Obama.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Dick Chaney

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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Where's the dick??? east

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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