Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Women's rights...

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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