JUSTIN BEING SMART

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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i am and me is i

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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