what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How do magnets work?

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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