Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Cliterus

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Three black men were walking...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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