what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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eh

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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