What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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NAACP

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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