How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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