Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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