What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Once upon a time

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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