Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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OGC - tilt your head

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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