Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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