A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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