Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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