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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Justin Bieber

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What did I do last night?work

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Leave. Now.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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