Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Rylan Clark

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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