- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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800 people died last year. end of story

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

So. The gays. ...

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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