What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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knock knock come in!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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