In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Ebola

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Anti Joke

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