Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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