How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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Nice belt.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Jess Burns

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Leave her alone...

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Anti Joke

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