An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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