- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

An irish man walks out of a bar

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

An man walks to a bra

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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