how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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It says so on your cap.

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Apple.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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boo

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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