Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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God. God.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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