What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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