A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Yeah, totally.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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pudding

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Anti Joke

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