There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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