how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A scottish man having fun

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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kkk

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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