There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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suck my dick.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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