What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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