Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Anti Joke

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