Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Penis

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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