What do old people really like? Sex.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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