five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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