What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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canadians

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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