what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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