why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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