A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

world society

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

The Colts this year.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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