your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Google Doodles

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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