Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Shut the cork up!

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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