What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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