i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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