- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Darude - Sandstorm

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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