Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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The Colts this year.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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I am dyslexic

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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I enjoy anal.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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