Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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