Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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hi bye

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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nba live 13

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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