Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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