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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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