What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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