What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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