What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What's white and gluey Glue

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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