Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A Pakistani news reader.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Anti Joke

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