A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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