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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

you are gay

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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