why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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