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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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