Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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ur mother

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Boob

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anything involving women..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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