- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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