Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Gay's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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