Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Canada

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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