How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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pussy enough said

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A bar walks into a man

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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