What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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