Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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I can't think of a joke!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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