- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Cancer.

What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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