What's funnier than 24? 25

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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tims sty:)

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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