Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Adam Chebali has no life

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A man was shot. He died.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Once upon a cross

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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