what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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your father died

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Anti Joke

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