your father died

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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