Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Katy Perry

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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