Mark Wilson

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What is cowboy say

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Chuck norris

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

snooki

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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