Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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tea with milk?

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bees knees

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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rocky is here again.......................

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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