What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Davey Peterson.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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sixty....eight.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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