Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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