How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

I have a really funny joke.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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