Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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