- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

human centipede

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

s e m e n

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Knock knock knock OCD

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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