What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Take wrong turns

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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