Obamacare haters

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Hey Caleb.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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