Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Anti Joke

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