- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Anti jokes SUCK!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??