Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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