Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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