- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

soccor

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

save me from the nothing ive become

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Anal cheese curds.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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