Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Anti Joke

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