What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Bing

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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