Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's the new green? Green

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Dear John,

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Left. That one direction...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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