A mans opinion.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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cancer

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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