How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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