How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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A man walks into a bar

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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