Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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