Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Blacks

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Penis

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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