What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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ejaculation JLR

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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