Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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my bubbles!

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Male leadership.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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