Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Get on the boat.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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you are gay

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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