Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Anti Joke

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