What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Obama-Care

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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So dont touch it

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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T u r n i p s

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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black people

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Japan

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Black people being friendly.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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