Women's rights.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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UN

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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mooooh im a cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Women's rights

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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