Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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to see a bad joke look above

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Potato.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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