Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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You having friends.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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