What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Grace Ackerson

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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