The WNBA

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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are u black unlucky

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Get on the boat.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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