Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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