Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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my penis

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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