A kid has no friends.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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No your aunties a joke

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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I'm Polish.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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