who is awesome? no one...

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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