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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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