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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Punchline.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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roses are red, violets are violet

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Anti Joke

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