Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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