WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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your mom

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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