Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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LOL May Wong

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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