- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Poker face

Hippopatomous!

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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