a man walks into horse bar

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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