- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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