What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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