What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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TIMMY

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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