what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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America

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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