y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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tea with milk?

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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