Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Anti Joke

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