What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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No it doesnt..

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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