1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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i love huge wieners.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Dallas Cowboys

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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