How many dislikes can this get?

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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