Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Men

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did you stub your toe?

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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hashtags suck balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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