knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's round and orangey? An orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

thumb_up thumb_down -13

7

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

thumb_up thumb_down -21

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops