I'm Spartacus

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My spelling is horrible

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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women's rights

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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