A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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