A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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baby seal walks into a bar

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whats long and black? a baton

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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