man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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hey bill!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Top Gear USA

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Poop

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42

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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fduck

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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