- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

George W. Bush

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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