Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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