What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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