what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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