What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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She said no

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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a man walked into a bar....

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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