What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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I dislike old people.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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