Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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