Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Small breasts.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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hi

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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