How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

cancer

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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