- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

your face is kinda funny

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

politically correct!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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