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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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