What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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minorities

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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I am very humble.

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