Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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