Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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