What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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black people

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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