Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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soccer

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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