nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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