Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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