There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Shea's sty....

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Anti Joke

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