Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Women's rights.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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My mom's dead

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