SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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the love boat

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did I get raped

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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