how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did the fish say after he

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Chuck Norris

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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