What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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I like pom

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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