What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Girls

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Weiner

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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