why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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dead battery come on down

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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