- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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