- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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