Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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