- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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