Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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* anti-punchline

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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#Getweird

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hi

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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