a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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