Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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