What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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porn-hub

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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