A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Wigan.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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