What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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