a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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