Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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potato

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Penis jokes.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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