wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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