Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Dani barton= lovely

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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penis

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A women's opinion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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