- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

My spelling is horrible

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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