Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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guess what? bannanas

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Women rights..

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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GONNA

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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