- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

you see theres this guy.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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