- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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