That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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My cat just died.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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feminine literature

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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