wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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John Cena

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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