The government makes a good decision

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Test

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Potato.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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