This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Women's Rights

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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I <3 Hitler

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A Jew returns change.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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