Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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