- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Two english guys meet at work

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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