babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do I hate? people

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's a joke? Funny

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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