You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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say cheese

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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