- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Jacob Edwards has friends

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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