Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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TIMMY

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Horse.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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