whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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womens rights

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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