Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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