knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Racial equality.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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LIE

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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