If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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