- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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