If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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