Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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This is not a joke.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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