An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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PICKLES

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A train poops its pants.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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I like pom

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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