A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Lacrosse

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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