How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Anti Joke

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