what did one computer say to the other .........

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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you just lost the game!

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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