- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Hail Heetluh

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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