What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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your life

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Pickles

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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