what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What's clear and wet? water

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Woman's rights

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