What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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women's rights

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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womens rights

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Go away still nothing to see

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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