why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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