Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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womens rights

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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