what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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KKK

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Womens rights

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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