What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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david what a baghead

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Anti Joke

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