Do u take sugar?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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