Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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I walk into a bar...

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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