Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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I need a good anti joke....

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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