-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How about that airline food?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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