what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Anti Joke

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