Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man buys free health care...

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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