If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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