What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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i like it in the mouth

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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