Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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