Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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