why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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PATHETIC

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Anti Joke

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