A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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