So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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sucks Syntax...

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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