Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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You

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Turkeys are obese

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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