LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

how do you win a game try your best

Knock knock Come in

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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