what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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