Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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