Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Women's rights

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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penis

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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