A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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