What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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whats black and large -me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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