What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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hi

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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