No because your face is really f***** up.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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