- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Once upon a time

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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