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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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