What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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