- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

You know what sucks? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

My Butthole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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