You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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