what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Jordan is pregant

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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