A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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