A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Penis.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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