Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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drake

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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