What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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