Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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This is an anti joke

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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