When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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