A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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