Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Alex Eggbert

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Religion.

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Anti Joke

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