What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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