A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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