What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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