Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Mitt Romney

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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sky silverstein

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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