why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what is orange? an orange

seek beauty

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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