Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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