What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Laugh.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

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