man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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