A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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