We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Kittens.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Rob Bell

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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