what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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AIDS

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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