What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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