Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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lol

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Passing by

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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youre gay

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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