If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Maths.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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