When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Gay rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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the WNBA

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Creationism.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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