your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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