when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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I hate you.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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