A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Woman.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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pineapples

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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