Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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