Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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I love you.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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