Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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