Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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ow

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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steves legs

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Nicolas Cage

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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