If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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poop

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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