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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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your life

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Fiats

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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