Scientology.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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