wanna hear a joke: women's rights

roses are red, violets are violet

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

No!

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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