Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Women's Soccer.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Where is my tractor?

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You know whats funny Aids

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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