Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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