What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

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