greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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