Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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rape that shit

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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9/11

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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A paralysed man falls over.

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