stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your Mom The End.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What stops a train? A missile

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Anti Joke

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