What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Miami Heat.

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american idol

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

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