- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Hello world

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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