Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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