How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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