roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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This is a joke

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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