How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Miami Heat.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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I'm hungry.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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