what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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