What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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