What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Minecraft.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Boom.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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