- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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