What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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