Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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30cm = 0,3meters

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Your adopted.....

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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