- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

whats up fuch you bitch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Davey Peterson.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

knock knock There's no door

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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