Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

You.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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