What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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A woman wears a dress.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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