a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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