Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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