I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Pickle

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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