Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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