Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Passing by

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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The Big Band Theory

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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A van drives into a car.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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