- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

guess what what that wasnt it

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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