What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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women's rights

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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