Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

whats funny? ebola and 911

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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