JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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My mom just died....

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cool

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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