Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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