What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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