Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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