Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Knock Knock Good one...

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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