What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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alert("The Game");

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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I ponder

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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