What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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