I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

acualy is dolan

9/11

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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