what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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