What's 9+10? 19

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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