You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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