Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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