What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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noodles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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