- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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