Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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A child with cancer grows up.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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