Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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