- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

XD Jackass.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

women's rights

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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