The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Men's Rights

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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KILL WHITEY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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