What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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