Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Your mom.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Skrillex.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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