Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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