- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Your mom goes to college

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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