how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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am i invited to party? no

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Gabe Mercado

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Anti Joke

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