Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Nickelback

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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