Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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women's rights

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