Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Guess what? The Game.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Shut the cork up!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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