what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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LOL -LOL GUY

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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