Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Woman's rights.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The WNBA.

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Gay rights

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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