What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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