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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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