Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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