Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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