Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Llamaworm

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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