Ryan Chang is funny.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Anti Joke

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