what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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