A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Obama being reelected.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Women"s Rights

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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