- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Mrs. Welsh

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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