Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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I never asked for this.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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