- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I have a crush on my dad.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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