uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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