Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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A sober Irish individual.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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