What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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