How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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SBB

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Penis

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