Massie is a fatass

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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haha black people :D

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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