Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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This is a joke setup.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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I like touching my boobs

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Kathy Griffin.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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