What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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why dont they make black forks

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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