Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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were at work systems r down

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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