How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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