A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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