Get in the van

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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