What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Asians...

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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