What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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