2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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12 niqqa 12.

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