Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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7+5=12

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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WOw you have no life

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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