Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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