What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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