Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Jovan

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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