What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

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