How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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whats really hot the sun

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69, hahaha

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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