Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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don't look behind you

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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watch a i d s left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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