Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A ginger was with his friends

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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