Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Penis

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Anti Joke

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