There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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My love life

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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