Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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NEVER

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Anti Joke

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