A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What is a question?

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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the bible

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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