Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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knock knock go away

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Womens rights

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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