A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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honest politician

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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