Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Oh

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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