Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I'm sn otter

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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