a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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