Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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TIMMY

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Horse.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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