So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Miscarriages.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Niki Minaj's ass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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