Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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I like hats XD!

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Wright flyer

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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