What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Anti Joke

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