why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Left. That one direction...

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Women's sports.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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