(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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