Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Potato.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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