- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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