- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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