What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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