whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Flop dog

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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ha.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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your no better than a cockroach

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

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