Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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knock knock you may come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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