-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Catholicism.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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???????????? WTF?

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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