What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Pen15

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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ur gey

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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