two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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I love you

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HOLY COW!

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William wright is Gay

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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