What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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hi. thats what she said.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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