- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A Jew! Bless you.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

obama's promises

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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