Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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