Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

thumb_up thumb_down -14

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

thumb_up thumb_down +52

VAL SUCKS

thumb_up thumb_down -18

guess what chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down -28

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Chrissy is funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

thumb_up thumb_down -19

angelosnyder is not gay

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops