What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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