Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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black people. that is all...

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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austins gay lolololol

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Snausages.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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