1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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