Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Nah

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

If life throws you lemons Catch them

A ginger rapping.

Women Drivers.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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