Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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