How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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