- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Knock, knock. answers door

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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