Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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