I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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