Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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