A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Yes.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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American healthcare.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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