why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Justin Bieber

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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