Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Boobs are nasty!

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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