AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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