knock knock come in

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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