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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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