What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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hi

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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