What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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