wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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