knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Lil' Wayne

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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I Love Hitler.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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