What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Okay, one second.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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