- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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