- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

wanna hear a joke? i dont

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Women's Rights.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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