Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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brett is a dick

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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