What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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seek beauty

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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