What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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I'm sn otter

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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