What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What does a man like. food.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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