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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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