How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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