Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Horse.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Your social life

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti Joke

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