Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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YOLO

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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