Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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