Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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