knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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