How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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The WNBA.

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