Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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bryden is a faggot

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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willam dafoe

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Anti Joke

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