What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Flab

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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