- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Want to hear a joke? No.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I love boobs

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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