Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Patriarchy.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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0 + 0 = 0

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Anti Joke

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