A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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soccer

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women's rights

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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A ginger was with his friends

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Anti Joke

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