What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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ejaculation JLR

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Fiats

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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