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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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