HEY!

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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hey bill!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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