How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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