How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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sucks Syntax...

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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