Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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The horse's name was Friday

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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