A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Hail Heetluh

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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