Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A mans opinion.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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