A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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gay marriage.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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The BCS

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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