A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Drunk irish man

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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