Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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