How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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