What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What does? 42

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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feminine literature

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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