What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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