How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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gay marriage.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Laugh.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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