- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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