what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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