Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Justin Beiber

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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