3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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these are shit

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Anti Joke

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