Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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kill yourself

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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666 im christian

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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