Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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