A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Your mom.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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