Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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the holocaust

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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