Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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