what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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