Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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