How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Asian women drivers...

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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