Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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The MLS

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Anti Joke

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