You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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brittney griner

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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