What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Thats what she said

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