What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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.....Carrot Top....

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justin bieber

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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