Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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