Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Miami Heat.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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