If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Women.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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