What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Get in the car.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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don't look behind you

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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