KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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non poop

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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David Cameron

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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