THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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