What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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I woke up today

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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