What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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seek beauty

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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