what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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