your brother so fine that hes skinney

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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