- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a horse walks into a barn

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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