What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Akshaytiger World

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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