Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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