The Holocaust.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Raveena Thandhan

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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