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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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