Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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