A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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