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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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black people. that is all...

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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The Princess is in another castle

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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penis haha

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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