Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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LIE

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Lacrosse

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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knock knock who's there?

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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