Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Bob Saget

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Donald Trump.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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