Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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marble

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Jess Burns

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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