A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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VITAMIN C!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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The Morman Religion.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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My cat just died.

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God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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