An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

thumb_up thumb_down -7

a seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops