Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Guess what? No.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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