How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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