What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Harry Styles

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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