Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Whats white? A fridge

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Basically copying you.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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