Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Womens' rights.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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