How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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