whats worse than flunking math? death.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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potatoes

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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