why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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I'm not here.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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