There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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what time is it rape time

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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