Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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cms.......?????

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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