A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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