A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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