Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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