what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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