- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Jesse gets so many ladies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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