Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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