want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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womans rights

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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