Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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dildo

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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You're adopted.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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dead dibbs

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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