Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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no rasist joks

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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We are lawyers

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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