Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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White NBA players.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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