A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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book 'em danno

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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69

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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NAACP

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c:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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