There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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