- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Cancer.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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