what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Top Gear USA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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