How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Penis

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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