What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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field day?

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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