- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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