I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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whats really hot the sun

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Arron Glass

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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