Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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The Colts this year.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Hearpin my durp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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