What is black and has no education A tire.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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