You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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