Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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i hate black people

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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