Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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