Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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your no better than a cockroach

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