What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What has two legs? Half a cat

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Rebecca Black sings a song.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Your mother is so fat.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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