What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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