Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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