How Long is a Chinese man.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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