What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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