Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

haha, you're an orphan

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

*spongebob voice* 25

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

I love you

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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