- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

rape that shit

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

you lose.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

9/11/2001

Poop

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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