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Turkeys are obese

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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