What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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