A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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see ya

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Abortion.

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How you know when dislextic

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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