Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Dislike this

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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My mom's dead

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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PENIS

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Sex. That is all.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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shauns beautiful

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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