What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Passing by

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Anti Joke

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