Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Justin's humor

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Knock knock Go away

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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