What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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penis

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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dj miky

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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