- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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