- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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