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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Obama 2012

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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