why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Donald Trump

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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bob saget

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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