Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Anti Joke

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