What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Stephen Hawking

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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