Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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YOLO

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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