Chuck norris

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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