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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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