- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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