whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Choir.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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