why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Cheese

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Turkeys are obese

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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