What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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The economy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What's your blood type? Red.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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OIO

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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