What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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A dyslexic blind man

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There is a car full of black people.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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motley crew

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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tom hall

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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