Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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