What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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nickel back

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What does water taste like? Water

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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