The Pope

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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I dislike old people.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Fags are gay.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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