Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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terry stockton is straight

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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