a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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