An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Caca.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Cleveland winning something

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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