Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Roses are flowers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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