"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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