Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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