People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Joke.

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Nick Cannon

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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