NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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