Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Guess What! HI!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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