How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Canada

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Today is March 22.

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Anti Joke

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