I love boobs

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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