A seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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