how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

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