Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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