Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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