patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Girls Basketball.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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