what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Your Mom The End.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Misner is a twat.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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