John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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WEED!

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I told you it would happen

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Canadians

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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