My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Justin Bieber

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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