Dear John,

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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purple pickles

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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