What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Muslim athletes.

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