A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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The Holocaust.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Penis

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Caitlyn.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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