Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Women's Rights

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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