When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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