Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Tucker Rivera

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

were at work systems r down

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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