what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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