- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Fine, ladies first.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

masturbating on a tarc bus

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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