A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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I'm rick james bitch

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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