What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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