What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Womens basketball

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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