How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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