wow garlic, yum

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Penal Dysfunction

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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