Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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