What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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watch a i d s left

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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