everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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British Dentistry

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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feminism

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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