- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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