What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A whale's vagina

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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