Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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