What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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your mother

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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You will not press the like button.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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