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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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