Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Gun Control

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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