Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Nickelback

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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