A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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