Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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