How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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SAY

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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