What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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knock knock come in

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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