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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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