A walrus walks into a bar

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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