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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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