What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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