Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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