Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Please don't rape me.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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whats better than sex? cookies

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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