What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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My mom

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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