Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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