How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

knock knock who's there ?

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

shea kisses a girl

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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