Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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