Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Sea World Japan.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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