Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Where's the soap?

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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