What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Me

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