A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Girls Lacrosse.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Roses are red.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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