Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Gay's rights

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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A women president

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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hi hi strager danger

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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sarah taylor

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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