ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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