A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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dj miky

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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WNBA

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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