Skinny people fart less.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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