- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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