Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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