What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A man sat on a chair

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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