What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Nicholas Cage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Like this joke

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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George Bush.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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