A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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the battle of waterloo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A Serbian Film

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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whats 2+2? 1

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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fduck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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