- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A girl's opinion is respected.

The Barackness Monster

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

no pun intended

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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