What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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shut up elliot

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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