People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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666 im christian

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Women's Basketball.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Vaginal secretions

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Donald Trump

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