why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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knock knock come in

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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whats long and black? a baton

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