What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Women's rights

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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123 Main street

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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