- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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