A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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