- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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