Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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