What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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