Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Two women were sitting quietly.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Joe Biden

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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