You're a frog

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why? Because racecar.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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