Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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