What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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