A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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