So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Penis.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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