what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A snake walks into a bar

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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