A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Long joke Your such a downey

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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