A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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