What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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No soap radio

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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