What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An asian without a future.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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I said I hate niiggers

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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