how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Anti Joke

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