I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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