What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Lil Wayne

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Anti Joke

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