Penis

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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