:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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