why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Jesus was a good guy

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Haha

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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