Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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