Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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