why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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