A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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well now

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What?

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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go go gadget

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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No soup for you!

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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