"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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this website...

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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