What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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robin, get in the car.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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