What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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why dont they make black forks

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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