Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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WNBA

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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