how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Are you a human?

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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