Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Dick Chaney

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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