Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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