Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Do you like fishsticks No

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