Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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