person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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