You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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alert('hiiii');

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Womens Rights.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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