Oh, right

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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I told you it would happen

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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