I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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shea kisses a girl

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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