Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Obamacare!

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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