A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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