What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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