- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

sweaty black guy

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

jewish people like other jewish people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

knock knock your gay

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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