how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Women's Rights.

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arena football

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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No. Yes.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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