Your wife died during the delivery.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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no

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Small titties.

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aa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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