What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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