Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Haha pizza

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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