- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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