How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A Jew returns change.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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marble

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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