- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Steering Wheel Face.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Herman Cain

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock Knock. Go away!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

minorities

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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