- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Justin Littleton getting laid.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Covietz has a large penis

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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