a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Aodhan Hearty

Indeed.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

jokes r dumb

This joke isnt funny.

beiber i straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

pubic lice.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

sixty....eight.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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