- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A homeless person dies.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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