What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

An Irishman stays home

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

pubic lice.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Penis

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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