What's brown and sticky? A stick.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

i have 2 penises

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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