Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Google Doodles

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

pubic lice.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

two fish are in a tank.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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