What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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anus soup

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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kennah campion... being nice

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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