Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Haha pizza

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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your life

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