What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Penis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Come in

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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