What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Haha pizza

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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