Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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