I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Go away.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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