- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

two fish are in a tank.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Please don't rape me.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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