- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Women rights.

I'm gay. Great me too.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Shit.

a banana

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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