Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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you are gay

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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chuck norris

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Hi poop!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A van drives into a car.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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