A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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