- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

if it's friday, it must be China

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A Jew returns change.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

I am black.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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