Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Dead babies.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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I am a real homosexual

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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