What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A fat man buys a salad

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Google Doodles

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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