Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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The WNBA

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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nice shorts.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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