- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Real jokes.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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