- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Men's rights

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

So a baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

PENIS

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What does a man like. food.

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