What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Real jokes.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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i am predestal

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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