- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Bing

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

why did the man die? he got shot

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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