A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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chuck norris

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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alcoholism kills

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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