- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Men's rights

pubic lice.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

No.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Lets make like trees and stand still

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

want to go home? yea

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