What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What is 6 plus 9? 15

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

sixty....eight.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

okay.....

knock knock come in

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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