A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Got milk? No.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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...Jack Vale

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I am black.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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nice shorts.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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