How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Indeed.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

An Irishman stays home

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

pubic lice.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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