- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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