- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Your life That's the joke

milly, milly, milly, cat

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Guess what? Chicken butt

This is not Will Smith.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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