A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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The WNBA

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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