- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Oliver's friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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