What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the mole say? Nothing

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a horse walks into a barn

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Indeed.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Women

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Nickelback.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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