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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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