Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Women's rights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Go away.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Robin, get in the car.

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i have 2 penises

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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