Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Women's rights

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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