Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

28

pubic lice.

sixty....eight.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Baseball

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

steves legs

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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