noodles

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Rob Bell

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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My sister has to take a dump

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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