- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

A van drives into a car.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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