- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Herman Cain

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

your life

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Obamacare!

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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