Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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chuck norris

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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alcoholism kills

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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