- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

sixty....eight.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

okay.....

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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