- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Dead babies.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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