- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Can I touch it?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Indeed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

minorities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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