- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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