- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Women rights.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Shit.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

a banana

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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