Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Yo mama so fat she died

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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