A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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alcoholism kills

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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There is a car full of black people.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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throbbing slobber

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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