What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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okay.....

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What does a man like. food.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Slavery lol

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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