- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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