Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

DONALD TRUMP DIES

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A bar walks into your mother.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A homeless person dies.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

yo mama so fat she's fat

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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