What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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I am black.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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