Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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