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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Mmmm, donuts

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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