- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

A man buys free health care...

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Niko isnt a mexican douche

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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