What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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The WNBA

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Noah is Smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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