- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Knock Knock. Go away!

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

how does peploe get around they walk

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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