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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What does a man like. food.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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