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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Herman Cain

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

i have 2 penises

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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