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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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