- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

a horse walks into a barn

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

gay marriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Men's rights

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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