- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

knock knock come in

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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