A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Your mom.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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