A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Covietz has a large penis

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Brittney Spears

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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