- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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