"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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You're so straight!

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throbbing slobber

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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