What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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a banana

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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