What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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drugs.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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nice shorts.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Mmmm, donuts

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Fruitcake

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Noah is Smart.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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