- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Your life That's the joke

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