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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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