A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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GONNA

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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