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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

pubic lice.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

chuck norris

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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