Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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penis

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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