Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

justin littleton. nuff said

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

I love boobs

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Women

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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