Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Josh kissing a girl

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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An Irishman stays home

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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