A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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