How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Write your own

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What does a man like. food.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Come in

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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