do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Indeed.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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