- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Your life That's the joke

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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i have 2 penises

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Obamacare!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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