a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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