What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Indeed.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A fat man buys a salad

Giving birth to the antichrist

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

George W. Bush

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

beiber i straight

Baseball

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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