This joke isnt funny.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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I don't get it

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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a black father

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Jew returns change.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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marble

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