Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Mmmm, donuts

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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