What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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two fish are in a tank.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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