roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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nice shorts.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Haha pizza

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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