- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Josh kissing a girl

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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