- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Herman Cain

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Whoa! A talking carrot!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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