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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Indeed.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Nickelback.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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