What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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This is not Will Smith.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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