What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

whats better than shoes feet

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How do you leave a man in suspense...

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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