- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Shit.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Obamacare!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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