How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Your life That's the joke

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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