Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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pubic lice.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Google Doodles

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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