- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Guess what? Chicken butt

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock Knock. Go away!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Can I touch it?

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

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