- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What comes after "Q" R

justin littleton. nuff said

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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