- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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