What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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The WNBA

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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go go gadget

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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