Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

cheese

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

pubic lice.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

. Deez nuts Ok

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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