Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

thumb_up thumb_down +26

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

thumb_up thumb_down +24

how does peploe get around they walk

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Real jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Guess what? Chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

thumb_up thumb_down +18

This is not Will Smith.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops