- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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