What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Women

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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