Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Penis

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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