what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I dislike old people.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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nice shorts.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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