Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Baseball

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

steves legs

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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