women's rights

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Real jokes.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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