why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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steves legs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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