- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is dead

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

I don't get it

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Penis

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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