Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Y2K

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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