A man walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What comes after "Q" R

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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womans rights

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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