A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Can I touch it?

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Indeed.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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