Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What break when you talk?

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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knock knock come in

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

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