A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Fruitcake

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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