whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Hi poop!

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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A van drives into a car.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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