Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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