- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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