Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Dear John,

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hitler

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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69

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Slavery lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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