Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

penis

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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