Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

This is not Will Smith.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

A bar walks into your mother.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

justin littleton. nuff said

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

kennah campion... being nice

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What time is it? 10:58

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I am a real homosexual

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

SAY

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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