a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Knock Knock Good one...

two fish are in a tank.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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