*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Herman Cain

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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i have 2 penises

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Obamacare!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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