a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Women

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Baseball

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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