Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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The jets are a good team..

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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