- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

i have 2 penises

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

newt gingrich

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Oliver's friends

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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