- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

beiber i straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

pubic lice.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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