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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

beiber i straight

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

I don't get it

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What does a man like. food.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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