- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Indeed.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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