- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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