Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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womans rights

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Women

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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