a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Women's rights.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

gay marriage.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Knock Knock Good one...

Please don't rape me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

two fish are in a tank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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