- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Please don't rape me.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A mexican goes to an ATM.

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