Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Women's rights

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Go away.

Robin, get in the car.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

i have 2 penises

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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