- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's not red? No tomatoes.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Fruitcake

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Women rights.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Shit.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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