A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What does a man like. food.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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