- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Indeed.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Women

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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