- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

You're so straight!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

The WNBA

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Mmmm, donuts

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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