- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A Jew returns change.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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