Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A van drives into a car.

if it's friday, it must be China

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

i fondle myself every night....

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

...Jack Vale

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

I am black.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

SPAMS!!!

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Anti Joke

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