- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Pickle!

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

This is not Will Smith.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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