Women

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gay marriage.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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the WNBA

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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two fish are in a tank.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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