- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Oliver's friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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