What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Hi poop!

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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i heart wiener

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A van drives into a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Anti Joke

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