- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What break when you talk?

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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