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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Women

womans rights

Aodhan Hearty

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A fat man buys a salad

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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