beiber i straight

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sixty....eight.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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okay.....

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

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