Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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knock knock come in

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

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