Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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