- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What comes after "Q" R

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

A homeless person dies.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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