(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Men's rights

pubic lice.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

. Deez nuts Ok

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

I can't think of a joke!

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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