- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Go away.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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