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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What comes after "Q" R

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Please don't rape me.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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