What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A fat man buys a salad

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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