What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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a black father

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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chuck norris

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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