I don't get it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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a black father

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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