- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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