Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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i heart wiener

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A Jew returns change.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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