You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Obamacare!

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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