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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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I love boobs

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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