Hey what time is it. 3:15

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

chuck norris

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Hi poop!

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A van drives into a car.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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