What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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