- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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