why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Go away.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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