What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Mmmm, donuts

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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