Shit.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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