Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Shit.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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