suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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hi

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Slavery lol

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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The WNBA

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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