What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

This is not Will Smith.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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