Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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I am black.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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