- Anti Joke

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What does a man like. food.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

if it's friday, it must be China

Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

Hitler

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Anti Joke

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