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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

a horse walks into a barn

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

George W. Bush

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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