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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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