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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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