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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

your face.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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