- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

cheese

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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