Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

thumb_up thumb_down -62

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -96

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

thumb_up thumb_down +59

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

thumb_up thumb_down +57

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

thumb_up thumb_down +55

...Jack Vale

thumb_up thumb_down +55

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

I dislike old people.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

thumb_up thumb_down +43

nice shorts.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops