What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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go go gadget

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Haha pizza

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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