I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why Because

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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