A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

your face.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

i fondle myself every night....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What do you find....... there's a..........

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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