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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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