- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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