Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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sweaty black guy

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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gay marriage.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Penis

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