whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Women's rights.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Nickelback.

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God.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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