- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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