- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

throbbing slobber

The WNBA

SPAMS!!!

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

whats round and like a ball a ball

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Mmmm, donuts

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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