Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A bar walks into your mother.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Josh kissing a girl

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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