What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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you are gay

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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i heart wiener

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A Jew returns change.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Anti Joke

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