Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

The WNBA

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Golf.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Women rights.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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