How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Real jokes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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minorities

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Oliver's friends

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What comes after "Q" R

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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