Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Like this joke

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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