Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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pubic lice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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