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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

you are gay

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Satan called. I put him on hold.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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