what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Mexicans working in an office

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Slavery lol

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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