What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Obamacare!

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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