Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Nickelback.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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