Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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