why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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womans rights

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Women

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Anti Joke

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