Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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