why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What break when you talk?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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