What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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