An Irishman stays home

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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