- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

the your face joke

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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