Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Jewish People

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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