What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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No.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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knock knock come in

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What does a man like. food.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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