- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

you are gay

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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