A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Penis

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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