Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Real jokes.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Lacrosse

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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