What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

i have 2 penises

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A man walks into a bar.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

how does peploe get around they walk

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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