Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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nice shorts.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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women's rights

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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