- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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