Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Come in

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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