What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Penis

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

you are gay

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

chuck norris

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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