- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

two fish are in a tank.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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