A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Mmmm, donuts

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