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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Write your own

What does a man like. food.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A Jew returns change.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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