A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Herman Cain

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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