Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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haha.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Women's rights

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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