Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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This joke isnt funny.

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jokes r dumb

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Write your own

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What does a man like. food.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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