- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

gay marriage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Men's rights

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Please don't rape me.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

you are gay

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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