Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Real jokes.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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