Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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PENIS

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Bing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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Come in

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Hi poop!

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A van drives into a car.

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marble

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Anti Joke

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