justin littleton. nuff said

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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hahaha

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Josh kissing a girl

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Aodhan Hearty

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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