What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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penis

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Real jokes.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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