Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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barack osama

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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