Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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I am a real homosexual

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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