- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into your mother.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

justin littleton. nuff said

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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