your moms so fat she has kankles

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A man walks into a bar.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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