What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Robin, get in the car.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Obamacare!

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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anus soup

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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