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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Your doorbell is broken.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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