- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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