An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Women's rights

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Pickle!

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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