A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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a black father

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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chuck norris

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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