What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Dear John,

A van drives into a car.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

if it's friday, it must be China

i fondle myself every night....

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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