what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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barack osama

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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The WNBA

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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