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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

i have 2 penises

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

justin littleton. nuff said

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