Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Dear John,

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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