A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Your life That's the joke

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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