- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Lets make like trees and stand still

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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