Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Women

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Nickelback.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

sixty....eight.

pubic lice.

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