Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Real jokes.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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