I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Shit.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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