What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Obama.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock whos there .. derp

womans rights

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Indeed.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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