If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A van drives into a car.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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