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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Real jokes.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Noah is Smart.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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