Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Go away.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Can I touch it?

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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