*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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The WNBA

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Anti Joke

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