Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A ginger rapping.

I don't get it

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

. Deez nuts Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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