Nickelback.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

pubic lice.

Baseball

What break when you talk?

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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