Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Oliver's friends

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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