Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Y2K

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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