What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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I dislike old people.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Haha pizza

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Women rights.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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