They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

i have 2 penises

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

newt gingrich

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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