Bing

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The glass is half an hour.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A Jew returns change.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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marble

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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