What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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i fondle myself every night....

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marble

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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The WNBA

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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