- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Whats long and hard? a pole

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Shit.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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