How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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marble

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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