- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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