What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Real jokes.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

DONALD TRUMP DIES

i am predestal

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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