how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Haha pizza

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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