A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Potato salad

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Oliver's friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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