A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Haha pizza

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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