- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Go away.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

your life

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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