A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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I love boobs

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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hahaha

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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I am a real homosexual

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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