- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What break when you talk?

Google Doodles

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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