What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

The WNBA

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Shit.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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