Steering Wheel Face.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

DONALD TRUMP DIES

justin littleton. nuff said

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

This post contains NOTHING.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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