My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

corey is a nipplepotomus

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

No

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

That's unfortunate.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A Jew returns change.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Religion

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

hi

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