What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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your life

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Anti Joke

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