Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Your mum is dead

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Nickelback.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

George W. Bush

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This joke isnt funny.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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