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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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barack osama

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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