- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Herman Cain

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Real jokes.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

how does peploe get around they walk

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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