- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This joke isnt funny.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Come in

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

a black father

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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