- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pubic lice.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Baseball

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Lets make like trees and stand still

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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