- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

You're so straight!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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