- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What comes after "Q" R

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

A bar walks into your mother.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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