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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

SPAMS!!!

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Noah is Smart.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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