Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What time is it? 10:58

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

jokes r dumb

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

pubic lice.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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