Got milk? No.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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^that joke's not funny

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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You're so straight!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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