What did the mole say? Nothing

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

your all shit at jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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pubic lice.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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