- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

the WNBA

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Baseball

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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