Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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drugs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Mmmm, donuts

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