A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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