- Anti Joke

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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A ginger rapping.