- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What does a man like. food.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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