wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A bar walks into your mother.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

9/11/01 walks into a bar

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

I love boobs

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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