OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Potato salad

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Oliver's friends

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