Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Dead babies.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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hahaha

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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womans rights

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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