whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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drugs.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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nice shorts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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