- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

I love boobs

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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