There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A Jew returns change.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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69.... is a number

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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