Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Slavery lol

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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You're so straight!

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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