- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Knock Knock. Go away!

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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