- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Whats long and hard? a pole

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Haha pizza

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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