a black father

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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