How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

An Irishman stays home

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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