- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

It's your mother, open the door.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A fat man buys a salad

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Josh kissing a girl

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What is Jason? Black.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Please don't rape me.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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