what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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