What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

i have 2 penises

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Yo mama so fat she died

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Obamacare!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops