3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A ginger rapping.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

sixty....eight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

okay.....

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Anti Joke

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