- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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