Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Chuck Norris died.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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