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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Dead babies.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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