3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

amy copied adams haircut :0

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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