- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Guess what? Chicken butt

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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