- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

You're so straight!

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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