(insert Anti-Joke here)

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A ginger rapping.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

FOLLOW ME @airvvv

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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