- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

a horse walks into a barn

Indeed.

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