How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A ginger rapping.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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beiber i straight

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What does a man like. food.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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