- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

sixty....eight.

I don't get it

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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