How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Mexicans working in an office

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Slavery lol

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Anti Joke

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