- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mexicans working in an office

if it's friday, it must be China

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Slavery lol

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

what is brown and sticky? a stick

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??