what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Nickelback.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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sixty....eight.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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okay.....

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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