How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Dead babies.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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