Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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