a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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