How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's just not right? Left

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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