Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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