Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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