Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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