A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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