What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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