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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.