- Anti Joke

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

-48

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

+13

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

-7

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

-7

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

-9

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

-11

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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