Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Denard Robinson

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My cat just died.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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