If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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