what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock Knock.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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