Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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