W.N.B.A.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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God.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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