What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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