Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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