What is Jason? Black.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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a black father

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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