How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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