What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Noah is Smart.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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