what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A Jew returns change.

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Dear John,

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Slavery lol

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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