- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

the WNBA

A ginger rapping.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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