Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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