the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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