Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Dead babies.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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