- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Women's rights.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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