Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Shit.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Herman Cain

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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