Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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i have 2 penises

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Slavery

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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