Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Oliver's friends

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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