How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

the WNBA

Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

penis

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

A ginger rapping.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Baseball

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Men's rights

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Please don't rape me.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Good one...

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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