- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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