Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

i am predestal

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Pianca going ham

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Aodhan Hearty

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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