What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Aodhan Hearty

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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