What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Slavery lol

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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