- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Hi poop!

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Your doorbell is broken.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

A man buys free health care...

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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