why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What does a man like. food.

. Deez nuts Ok

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

chuck norris

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Slavery lol

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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