Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Irishman stays home

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

beiber i straight

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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