Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

This joke isnt funny.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Come in

okay.....

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

knock knock come in

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What color is my lamp? Brown

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