"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Miscarriages.

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My life

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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apple pie.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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