A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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