Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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cheese

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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pubic lice.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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I don't get it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Penis

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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