Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your life That's the joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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