A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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