- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Josh kissing a girl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

womans rights

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

beiber i straight

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

sixty....eight.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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