What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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An Irishman stays home

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beiber i straight

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A ginger rapping.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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sixty....eight.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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your face.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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