How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A bar walks into your mother.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A homeless person dies.

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Anti Joke

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