A fat man buys a salad

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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penis

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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the WNBA

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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cheese

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Baseball

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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