- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Mmmm, donuts

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Your life That's the joke

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

newt gingrich

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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