nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Robin, get in the car.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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