Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

anus soup

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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