- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Noah is Smart.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Your life That's the joke

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

newt gingrich

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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