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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A homeless person dies.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Aodhan Hearty

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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