- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

You're so straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

SPAMS!!!

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

nice shorts.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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