- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

justin littleton. nuff said

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

kennah campion... being nice

Josh kissing a girl

Women's rights

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Anti Joke

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