What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

An Irishman stays home

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What does a man like. food.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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