A man walks into a bar.

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anus soup

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Women's Golf

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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