- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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