What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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anus soup

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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