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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

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