What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Josh kissing a girl

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Anti Joke

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