How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A bar walks into your mother.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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womans rights

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Indeed.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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