A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Got milk? No.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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...Jack Vale

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I am black.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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nice shorts.

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