A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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