Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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