- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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