- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Your life That's the joke

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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