What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Anal cheese curds.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

I dislike old people.

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