- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

whats round and like a ball a ball

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Your life That's the joke

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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