what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A fat man buys a salad

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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beiber i straight

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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This joke isnt funny.

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jokes r dumb

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Anti Joke

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