Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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