What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

The WNBA

drugs.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

SPAMS!!!

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Real jokes.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Noah is Smart.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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