How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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