- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat man buys a salad

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Indeed.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Lets make like trees and stand still

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