Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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