Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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