- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I touch it?

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Indeed.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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