- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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