Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Bing

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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