Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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