What color is my lamp? Brown

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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