your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Obamacare!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A bar walks into your mother.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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