How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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