Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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newt gingrich

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Oliver's friends

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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W.N.B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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