Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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A fat man buys a salad

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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