Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Shit.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Go away.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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