you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

I don't get it

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What does a man like. food.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Bing

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Anti Joke

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