A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Women

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womans rights

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A fat man buys a salad

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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