a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Women's Golf

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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I love boobs

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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