Oliver's friends

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What comes after "Q" R

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A homeless person dies.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

One Big Ass Mistake America

Aodhan Hearty

Indeed.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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