Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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a black father

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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chuck norris

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A van drives into a car.

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lol

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Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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