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This is not Will Smith.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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