3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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barack osama

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Noah is Smart.

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Fruitcake

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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