corey is a nipplepotomus

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Gadaffi

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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That's unfortunate.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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No

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Religion

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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hi

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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