- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

pubic lice.

Baseball

What break when you talk?

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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