roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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the WNBA

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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pubic lice.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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