- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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