- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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