Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

I'm gay. Great me too.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Fruitcake

Women rights.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Shit.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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