How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

nice shorts.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Fruitcake

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

I'm gay. Great me too.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Women rights.

Shit.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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