- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Google Doodles

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

pubic lice.

Men's rights

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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