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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

penis

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Sea World Japan.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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