Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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knock knock come in

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your face.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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