- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A ginger rapping.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Penis

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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