Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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anus soup

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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