- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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