- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

I don't get it

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Come in

knock knock come in

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??