- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Real jokes.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Shit.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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