- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I touch it?

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Covietz has a large penis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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