Aodhan Hearty

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Indeed.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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beiber i straight

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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