A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Penis

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A van drives into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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