- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew returns change.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

I am black.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

what did the man say to the other man? hi

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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