Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

sixty....eight.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Knock knock! Yes?

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

a black father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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