Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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anus soup

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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This is not Will Smith.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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