What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Shit.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Obamacare!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Small breasts.

This is not Will Smith.

Women's Golf

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...