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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

A homeless person dies.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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