Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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An Irishman stays home

sixty....eight.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Anti Joke

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