Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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