What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Obamacare!

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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I love boobs

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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