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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A fat man buys a salad

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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