What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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want to go home? yea

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Come in

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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knock knock come in

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What does a man like. food.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Slavery lol

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