So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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