- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What break when you talk?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

This joke isnt funny.

jokes r dumb

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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