What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

your face.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Got milk? No.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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