What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Got milk? No.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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