Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Your life That's the joke

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

This is not Will Smith.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

anus soup

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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