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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

I love boobs

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A homeless person dies.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Indeed.

Aodhan Hearty

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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