- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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