- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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