penis

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Baseball

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Men's rights

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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want to go home? yea

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Come in

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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