- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Slavery lol

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

throbbing slobber

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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