- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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