- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Shit.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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