What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your life That's the joke

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i have 2 penises

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Obamacare!

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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