- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the mole say? Nothing

womans rights

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

beiber i straight

An Irishman stays home

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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