- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Well, this is fun.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Women's rights.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What is Jason? Black.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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