(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

the WNBA

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Baseball

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Men's rights

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What break when you talk?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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