- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

SPAMS!!!

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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