What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A bar walks into your mother.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A homeless person dies.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Aodhan Hearty

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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