Dear John,

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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ur mother

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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The WNBA

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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