This joke isnt funny.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What color is my lamp? Brown

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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