What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Popsicles

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hi im paul!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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