- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

newt gingrich

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Oliver's friends

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

anus soup

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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