What break when you talk?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

I don't get it

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Lets make like trees and stand still

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

a black father

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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