- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Fruitcake

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Shit.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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