What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Dead babies.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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