What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A ginger rapping.

I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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