- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Noah is Smart.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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