what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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