What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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sixty....eight.

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I don't get it

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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okay.....

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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knock knock come in

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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