What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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GONNA

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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I won the game.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Women's rights

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Pickle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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