- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Real jokes.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Noah is Smart.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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