What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Men's rights

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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A van drives into a car.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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