What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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