- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Real jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Noah is Smart.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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