SPAMS!!!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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nice shorts.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Women rights.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Fruitcake

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Anti Joke

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