Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

I won the game.

I'm gay. Great me too.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Women's rights

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Pickle!

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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