barack osama

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Anti Joke

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