whats round and like a ball a ball

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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