If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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barack osama

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The WNBA

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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