What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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