What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Nickelback.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

sixty....eight.

pubic lice.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Baseball

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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