How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What comes after "Q" R

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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womans rights

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Women's Golf

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Obama.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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