what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Bing

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Jew returns change.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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marble

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69

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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