- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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