what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

pubic lice.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What break when you talk?

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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