An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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I don't get it

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Come in

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Bing

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Hi poop!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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