justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Dead babies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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