A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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...Jack Vale

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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9/11

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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