- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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