Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Women

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What break when you talk?

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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beiber i straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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