It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Sea World Japan.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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