- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

your face.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

i fondle myself every night....

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