- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Haha pizza

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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