Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Bing

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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