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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

An Irishman stays home

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

This joke isnt funny.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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