- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What comes after "Q" R

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

justin littleton. nuff said

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Anti Joke

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