3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What break when you talk?

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beiber i straight

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This joke isnt funny.

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jokes r dumb

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I don't get it

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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