A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Indeed.

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penis

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Nickelback.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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