a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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hi

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Your doorbell is broken.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Slavery lol

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