- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

A man walks into a bar.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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