What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

This is not Will Smith.

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Women's Golf

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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kennah campion... being nice

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A fat man buys a salad

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Women

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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