What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

A seal walks into a club.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

whats gay ? you

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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