What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What comes after "Q" R

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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