How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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barack osama

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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The WNBA

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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