- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

a banana

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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