- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What break when you talk?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

okay.....

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

your face.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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