What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

two fish are in a tank.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

I can't think of a joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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