thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What time is it? 10:58

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Josh kissing a girl

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

This joke isnt funny.

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