What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

penis

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

No.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

okay.....

hi my name is? joe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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