Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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I love boobs

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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