jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I am a real homosexual

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What time is it? 10:58

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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