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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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steves legs

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Bing

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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