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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

you are gay

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

I met a man today. His name was John.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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