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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why....... Because.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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