Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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God.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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hahaha

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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