- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What does a man like. food.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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