Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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barack osama

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Sea World Japan.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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