- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Noah is Smart.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

newt gingrich

Oliver's friends

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A man walks into a bar.

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