A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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knock knock come in

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Dear John,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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