womans rights

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

An Irishman stays home

This joke isnt funny.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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