Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Lets make like trees and stand still

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

steves legs

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What color is my lamp? Brown

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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