How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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sixty....eight.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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