Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A ginger rapping.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What does a man like. food.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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