Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Oliver's friends

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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