- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I am a real homosexual

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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