A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

your life

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Oliver's friends

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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