- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Shit.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

newt gingrich

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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