why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What does a man like. food.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Come in

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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