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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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this website...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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