A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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hahaha

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What time is it? 10:58

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I love boobs

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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your all shit at jokes

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Josh kissing a girl

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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I am a real homosexual

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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