Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

kennah campion... being nice

justin littleton. nuff said

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Indeed.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A fat man buys a salad

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Giving birth to the antichrist

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

George W. Bush

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

beiber i straight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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