Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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cheese

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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