Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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