Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

A homeless person dies.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Women"s Rights

amy copied adams haircut :0

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

a show horse jumps over a bar

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Knock knock Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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