What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Fruitcake

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Shit.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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