- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What does a man like. food.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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