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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Dead babies.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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