- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

I won the game.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Women's rights

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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