If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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That's what he said.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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im jewish

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No.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why Because

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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