Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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An Irishman stays home

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hello

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Punchline.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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cheese

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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