Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

An Irishman stays home

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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