Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Black people are innocent.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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