What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Haha pizza

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im jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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