whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I like your hair

the WNBA

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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