How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What is Jason? Black.

hi my name is? joe

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

knock knock come in

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Hi poop!

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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