Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Brittney Spears

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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