Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Black people are innocent.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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a banana

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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