Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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I like to eat.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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im jewish

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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