Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

i am predestal

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Freedom of Speech

minorities

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Hello

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Nickelback

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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