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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

poop.........

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

A Jew returns change.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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