I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why Because

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why....... Because.

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jgkbk,mn

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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