One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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gays

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Benevolent villain.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Hitler

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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