Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Religion

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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alcoholism kills

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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