Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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gays

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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