- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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