What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Lacrosse

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

i am predestal

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

DANA

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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