Knock knock! Yes?

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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ur mother

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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