The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Hitler

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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