What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What time is it? 10:58

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

womans rights

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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