A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Women's rights

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

i am predestal

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Small breasts.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Freedom of Speech

DANA

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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