- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Hi poop!

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

james schmitt whats your last name

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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