what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

hi my name is? joe

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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