- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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