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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...