How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

God is religiously proven to be real

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Jews for Jesus

Men's rights

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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