What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Child Prostitution.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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