why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You're so straight!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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