- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

penis

cheese

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

No.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

The chicken crossed the road.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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