You.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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