- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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