- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Lockerbie bombing

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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