Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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kennah campion... being nice

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Jasper sucks.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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cheese

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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