- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

the WNBA

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

gay marriage.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Please don't rape me.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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