- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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