- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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