- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

I have no joke. u mad?

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Hitler

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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