how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Rob Bell

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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GooglePlus.

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Anti Joke

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