What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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No.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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A ginger rapping.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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