What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

im jewish

nathan palmer has a big head !

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Pickle!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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