- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

i am predestal

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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