- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Black people are innocent.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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