- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

One Big Ass Mistake America

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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