What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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