A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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9/11

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Brett Farve

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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