How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Black people are innocent.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

fart

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Anti jokes are funny

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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