anus soup

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

fart

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Hello

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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