if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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jgkbk,mn

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Pickle!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Penis

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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