whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

i am predestal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What time is it? 10:58

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

God is religiously proven to be real

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