why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Anti jokes are funny

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Herman Cain

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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