Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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want to go home? yea

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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