Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Nickelback

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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