A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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^that joke's not funny

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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