Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

God is religiously proven to be real

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A black succeeds

Men's rights

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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