How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Chocolate tastes good.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

The geese of Growmore

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

a banana

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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