a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Black Poeple

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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nice shorts.

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That's what he said.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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