Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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throbbing slobber

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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