- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have 2 penises

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Slavery

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Penis

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

minorities

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Small breasts.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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