Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

An Irishman stays home

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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