A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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An Irishman stays home

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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A fat man buys a salad

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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