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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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