- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

a banana

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Lockerbie bombing

Why Because

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Penis

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Penis

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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