The geese of Growmore

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

a banana

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why Because

Lockerbie bombing

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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