Hitler

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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A man buys free health care...

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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