What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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want to go home? yea

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hitler

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

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