What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Miscarriages.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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