Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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marble

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why Because

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Women's Golf

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