Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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The geese of Growmore

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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9/11

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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fart

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AROUND

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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