- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Why were corners made? For crying.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

want to go home? yea

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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