How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Scott

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

i am predestal

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Lacrosse

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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