What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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