Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Freedom of Speech

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Pianca going ham

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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