- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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