What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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im jewish

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Pickle!

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No.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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