- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Ben is gay

come along children

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Why Because

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Women's rights

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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