A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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