What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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a banana

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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minorities

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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