- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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