Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hi poop!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Johnny just finished his pie.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Hitler

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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