What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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No.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Slavery

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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minorities

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Small breasts.

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Nickelback

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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