- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's big? Jupiter.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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