What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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That's unfortunate.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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