why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Black Poeple

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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