Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

The chicken crossed the road.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

hi my name is? joe

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

I can't think of a joke!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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