i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Benevolent villain.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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