What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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