- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Exactly what?

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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