wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Rob Bell

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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GooglePlus.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Myspace

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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