- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why Because

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Pickle!

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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