- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did the man die? he got shot

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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