A baby seal walks into a club.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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