- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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