what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

i am predestal

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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