- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Rick Perry.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Punchline.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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