A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Freedom of Speech

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Hello

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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