- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

That's what he said.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

anus soup

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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