why did the man die? he got shot

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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