Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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GooglePlus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Chocolate tastes good.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Black Poeple

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no

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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