amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Turtles

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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