What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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knock knock you may come in

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Obama

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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i am predestal

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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