- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Pickle!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Small breasts.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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