- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why Because

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Lacrosse

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

i am predestal

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

Jasper sucks.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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