- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Please don't rape me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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