What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hitler

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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