How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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This joke isnt funny.

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An Irishman stays home

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