- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

i am predestal

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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