What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

The mets are 3-0 this season

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock Knock! Come in.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Hi poop!

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

poop.........

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

That's unfortunate.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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