Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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