- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Turtles

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

noodles

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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