YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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You're so straight!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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