Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're so straight!

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Black Poeple

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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