- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

I won the game.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why Because

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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