Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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