Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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DANA

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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The Bible

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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