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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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