- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

I met a man today. His name was John.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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