If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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I can't think of a joke!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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poop.........

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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