Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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fart

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

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