Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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