What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a horse walks into a barn

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

your all shit at jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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