What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Penis

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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An Irishman stays home

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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