What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Hello

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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penis

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gays

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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No.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A ginger rapping.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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