What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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That's unfortunate.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Hello world

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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