What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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