Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Pickle!

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No.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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This is not Will Smith.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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