How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Black Poeple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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I like to eat.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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im jewish

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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