Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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AROUND

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Why....... Because.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Women's rights

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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