Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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My sister has to take a dump

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Anti jokes are funny

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Women's rights

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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