- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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