- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Brittney Spears

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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