Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

The WNBA.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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