- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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why did the man die? he got shot

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

poop.........

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A Jew returns change.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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