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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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