- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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