Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's brown and sticky? A stick

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

So one time this woman was learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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