What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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PENIS

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Canada

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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poop.........

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