- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Knock knock! Yes?

I have no joke. u mad?

Hitler

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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