- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

That's what he said.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

No.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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