You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Black Poeple

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Myspace

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Black people are innocent.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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im jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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fart

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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