Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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My sister has to take a dump

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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