Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

im jewish

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

josh simpson has cancer

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Pickle!

Penis

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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