What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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