Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Black Poeple

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Anti Joke

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