A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Black Poeple

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

im jewish

That's what he said.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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