How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Penis

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Small breasts.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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