What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Women's Golf

amy copied adams haircut :0

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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