Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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AROUND

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Women's rights

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jgkbk,mn

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Women rights..

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Brett Farve

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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