black people. that is all...

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Womens rights.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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