What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Jews for Jesus

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A Jew returns change.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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