Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Jews for Jesus

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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