Women's rights

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Small breasts.

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Freedom of Speech

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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