A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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