- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Men's rights

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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