A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Black people are innocent.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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The geese of Growmore

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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fart

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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