Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Child Prostitution.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Anti jokes are funny

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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