Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Slavery

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No.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Penis

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Small breasts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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