Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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