If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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