A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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fart

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Anti jokes are funny

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Lockerbie bombing

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Herman Cain

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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