Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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penis

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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womans rights

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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gays

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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