Lockerbie bombing

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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