Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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minorities

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Small breasts.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Nickelback

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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