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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Please don't rape me.

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