- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

jokes r dumb

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

womans rights

penis

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

gays

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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