What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

womans rights

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Steering Wheel Face.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Jasper sucks.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Dani Barton = Stupid

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

God is religiously proven to be real

A baby seal walks into a club.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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