What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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