- Anti Joke

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a group of asians? China.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

No joke.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

apple pie.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

You.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

black people. that is all...

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a group of asians? China.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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