What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

hi my name is? joe

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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