I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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