Pickle!

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

johann grayson being liked

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

An Irishman stays home

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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