what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

This joke isnt funny.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

I have no joke. u mad?

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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