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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why were corners made? For crying.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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