Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What will happen when a black person die they die

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

God is religiously proven to be real

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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