- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The chicken crossed the road.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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