- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Jews for Jesus

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Please don't rape me.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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