- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Herman Cain

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

No.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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