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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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