- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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