How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

The government makes a good decision

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Slavery

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Anti Joke

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