Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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