Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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