- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A baby seal walks into a club.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

i am predestal

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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