How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Men's rights

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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PENIS

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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