Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Anti Joke

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