- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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