does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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your all shit at jokes

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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