What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

hi my name is? joe

What is Jason? Black.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

69

knock knock come in

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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