A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Lockerbie bombing

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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