Small breasts.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

does this look unsure to you?

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Exactly what?

the WNBA

What do you call a group of asians? China.

gay marriage.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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