What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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hi my name is? joe

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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