I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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AROUND

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Pickle!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Small breasts.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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