- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Nickelback

A baby seal walks into a club.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Women's rights.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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