- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Please don't rape me.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??