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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did the man die? he got shot

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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