- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

gay marriage.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Please don't rape me.

69

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??