A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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