You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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I hate you.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Child Prostitution.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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