- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

Exactly what?

A black person in the NHL

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

jokes r dumb

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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