- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Black Poeple

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

im jewish

That's what he said.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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