A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Small breasts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Hello

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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