- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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