Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why were corners made? For crying.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

I have no joke. u mad?

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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