Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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