Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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PENIS

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Dear John,

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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