A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I had a dream I watched Inception.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The chicken crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

25

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock! Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Canada

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Hi poop!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops