What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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