Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

i have 2 penises

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Robin, get in the car.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Small breasts.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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