- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

That's what he said.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Real jokes.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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