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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Hey, come here often? No.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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