A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why....... Because.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Herman Cain

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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