What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Hello world

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A Jew returns change.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Anti Joke

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