My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

johann grayson being liked

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

a horse walks into a barn

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Jasper sucks.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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