Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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