a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Shit.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Women's rights

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

DANA

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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