What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

james schmitt whats your last name

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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