I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Got milk? No.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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