- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Small breasts.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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