- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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