What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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