why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Penis

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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