why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

This joke isnt funny.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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