Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Brittney Spears

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

poop.........

Three men walked into a metal pole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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