- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Jasper sucks.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why were corners made? For crying.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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