- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

PENIS

hi my name is? joe

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

your face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

balls in ya mouf

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