Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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AROUND

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Women's rights

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9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Slavery

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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DANA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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