Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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im jewish

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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