What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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poop.........

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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