- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Child Prostitution.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

AROUND

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women's rights

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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