- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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