A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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knock knock you may come in

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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fart

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Hello

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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