What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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