Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why Because

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Women's Golf

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Aodhan Hearty

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