- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

your all shit at jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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