What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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