- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

An Irishman stays home

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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