your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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