- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What will happen when a black person die they die

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

God is religiously proven to be real

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Jasper sucks.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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