What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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SPAMS!!!

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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im jewish

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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