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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

josh simpson has cancer

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Pickle!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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