Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Pickle!

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

i am predestal

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Freedom of Speech

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

minorities

Hello

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Nickelback

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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