- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Slavery

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why Because

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

A fish walks into a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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