Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

An Irishman stays home

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

beiber i straight

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A ginger rapping.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

This joke isnt funny.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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