A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Small breasts.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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DANA

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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the WNBA

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Exactly what?

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gay marriage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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