Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Freedom of Speech

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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An Irishman stays home

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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8====D {(0)}

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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