Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Ben is gay

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