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Chocolate rain Awesome!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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