What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Obamacare!

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Small breasts.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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This is not Will Smith.

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DANA

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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steves legs

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

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