- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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