- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you stop a train? you cant..

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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