- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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