What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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fart

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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jgkbk,mn

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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i am predestal

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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DANA

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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