whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Religion

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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alcoholism kills

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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