Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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An Irishman stays home

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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