What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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hi my name is? joe

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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