A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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gay marriage.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Please don't rape me.

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69

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PENIS

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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hi my name is? joe

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Anti Joke

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