Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Black Poeple

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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im jewish

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That's what he said.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I won the game.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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