Got milk? No.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Chocolate tastes good.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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That's what he said.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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