Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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