A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

i am predestal

minorities

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What time is it? 10:58

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What will happen when a black person die they die

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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