Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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ur mother

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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The geese of Growmore

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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