roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Slavery

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

DANA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

womans rights

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