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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Jasper sucks.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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