a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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nbjhfghl

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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9/11

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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a banana

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Lockerbie bombing

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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