What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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