What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

minorities

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Small breasts.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Nickelback

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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