Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Hi poop!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

poop.........

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

I have no joke. u mad?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

This is not a joke.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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