- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

SPAMS!!!

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

im jewish

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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