- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Please don't rape me.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

hi my name is? joe

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

how do you stop a train? you cant..

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