There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Small breasts.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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