- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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