What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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