- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

womans rights

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Jasper sucks.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

cheese

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Dani Barton = Stupid

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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