There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Black people are innocent.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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