- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Please don't rape me.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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