- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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