What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Freedom of Speech

What will happen when a black person die they die

a horse walks into a barn

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

johann grayson being liked

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Women's rights.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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