A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Mexicans working in an office

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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