Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

That's what he said.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

anus soup

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Aodhan Hearty

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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