Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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