- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Women's rights

No.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why Because

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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