- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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