Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

The geese of Growmore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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