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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

This joke isnt funny.

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