Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Penis

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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i am predestal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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