Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

amy copied adams haircut :0

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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