Please don't rape me.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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PENIS

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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