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hi my name is? joe

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

poop.........

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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