This joke isnt funny.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Jesus the comedy skits: 1. Jesus just hanging around on a sunny day getting a bit philosophical... Jesus hanging on the cross screaming towards the sky: "FATHER WHYY!?" God: *Giant thunderbolt across the sky as a giant storm begins, it rains whirlwinds etc supposedly worst storm since Noah`s ark according to The History Network* Wet,cold Jesus with ringing ears: *Gurgle* *spits* ... WTF kinda answer is that? Could you not just have said because I work in mysterious ways or something equally stupid? TRUE fact: "then the lordeth sent forth a hailstorm of epic propotions in order to silence all of his insolent children, this was before the burning ashes and the sharp nails of course" -History channel 2. Jesus The wiseguy eh? Jesus being wise: "Only he that hates his mother and father can become my a student of mine" "And as thus God commanded that a single spiky cross with his son`s measurements where made, when Peter asked oh why lordy lordeth? God responded: Because of sin" and all was good" "Then Peter asked Goddeth, oh lawdy lawd, what is sin? God replied: Something original now shaddap!, and all was good?" 3. Brokeback Jesus fact: The bible does not use the word Donkey. "Jesus, why doest thou enter thy neigbors home and ride upon his large ass?" Jesus the psychic: "I shallt just ride upon his ass for a few hours, then God shall take ride his ass back", Ugh, I just got the feeling this is going to sound total Ass in the future... Who is quoting us by the way? -History channel. 4. Jesus the: Dumbass moments extended "Then Jesus touched upon the fig tree that denied him figs that WINTER, later the fig tree was dead for its lazyness" (real if not correctly quoted Jesus fact Kay?) Fact: Fig trees dont exactly look alive during winters, besides no trees give fruit during winter. "Then Jesus proceeded to demand eggs from a rooster, which he killed for the roosters lazyness" "Then Jesus proceeded to milk a bull and..." 5. Real story that does not quite make sense to me. Some blind guy was possessed by Legion, when they (WE ARE LEGION aka bunch of demons) saw Jesus they begged him not to kill them, as they would face God`s wrath. Jesus seemingly spared their life by putting Legion`s into several pigs... Which ran off and drowned themselves in the nearby river. ...Why did they suicide? Was it so humiliating going from a blind old man, towards pigs that they literally drowned themselves (one of the more painful deaths there are) and then probably faced da lawds wrath anyways?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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