What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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That's what he said.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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