...Jack Vale

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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im jewish

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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josh simpson has cancer

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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No.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Pickle!

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