How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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josh simpson has cancer

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Military intelligence.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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This is not Will Smith.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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