What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

I have no joke. u mad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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