Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

what is white and sticky? glue.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

fart

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Anti jokes are funny

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Herman Cain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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