Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A ginger rapping.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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noodles

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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