- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The chicken crossed the road.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

The mets are 3-0 this season

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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