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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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