Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A man buys free health care...

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Child Prostitution.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why Because

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

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