Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Jasper sucks.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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