- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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