Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

A ginger rapping.

Miscarriages.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

The chicken crossed the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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