Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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hi my name is? joe

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A Jew returns change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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