- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

i am predestal

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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