A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Slavery

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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DANA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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womans rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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