Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Hello

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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want to go home? yea

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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