Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Hello

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

penis

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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