Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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AROUND

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Women's rights

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9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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