My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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An Irishman stays home

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Hello

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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