Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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fart

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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jgkbk,mn

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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i am predestal

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