A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

i am predestal

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

minorities

A baby seal walks into a club.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What will happen when a black person die they die

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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