A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Child Prostitution.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Lockerbie bombing

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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