- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I like to eat.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

im jewish

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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