- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Penis

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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