Jasper sucks.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A black succeeds

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

This joke isnt funny.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Three men walked into a metal pole

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

The chicken crossed the road.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Mexicans working in an office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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