What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Small breasts.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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