What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Anti jokes are funny

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

A baby seal walks into a club

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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