A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Penis

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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johann grayson being liked

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Freedom of Speech

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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