What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

i am predestal

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A baby seal walks into a club.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

God is religiously proven to be real

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Anti Joke

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