- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock Knock. F uck off.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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