Jasper sucks.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

your all shit at jokes

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Anti Joke

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