- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Chocolate tastes good.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

That's what he said.

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