What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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