Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Small breasts.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

the WNBA

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

gay marriage.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Jasper sucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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