- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Whats long and hard? a pole

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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