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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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