What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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