- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

That's what he said.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Women's Golf

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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