What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

The geese of Growmore

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

im jewish

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why....... Because.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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