Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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This joke isnt funny.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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marble

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Anti Joke

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