Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A man buys free health care...

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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