Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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