Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man buys free health care...

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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