Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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johann grayson being liked

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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