- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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