Hitler

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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