What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Lacrosse

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Small breasts.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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DANA

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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