- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

johann grayson being liked

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

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