A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Hello world

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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