Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Ben is gay

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Women's rights

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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