A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

fart

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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