what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Penis

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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i am predestal

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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