Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

I like to eat.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

im jewish

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Obamacare!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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