A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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That's what he said.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Herman Cain

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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