- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

anus soup

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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