- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

A Jew returns change.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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