A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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