- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

a horse walks into a barn

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