Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

This is not Will Smith.

Small breasts.

9:11 make a wish

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

DANA

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Punchline.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

steves legs

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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