- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

DANA

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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