Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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9:11 make a wish

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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DANA

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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johann grayson being liked

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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