Why Because

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

No.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Slavery

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

9:11 make a wish

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Hello

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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