SPAMS!!!

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

That's what he said.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

im jewish

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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