A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Nickelback

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Anti Joke

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