- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

God is religiously proven to be real

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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