A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What will happen when a black person die they die

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Nickelback

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

God is religiously proven to be real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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