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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Punchline.

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steves legs

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Hitler

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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