What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

amy copied adams haircut :0

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

anus soup

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

An Irishman stays home

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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