What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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No.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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