Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A black succeeds

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A ginger rapping.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

...and I'm a Mormon.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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