A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Aodhan Hearty

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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