What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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fart

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Pickle!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Obamacare!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Freedom of Speech

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Small breasts.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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