how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is Jason? Black.

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William Raines.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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