In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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SPAMS!!!

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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