Knock Knock. F uck off.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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want to go home? yea

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Benevolent villain.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Slavery lol

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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