What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Penis

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What will happen when a black person die they die

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

SAY

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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