What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Haha pizza

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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