A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Black Poeple

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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josh simpson has cancer

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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