Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

fart

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Aodhan Hearty

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Penis

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Freedom of Speech

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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