What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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SPAMS!!!

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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I like to eat.

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