Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Obamacare!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

Small breasts.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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