How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Black Poeple

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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haha.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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im jewish

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Haha pizza

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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