Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Small breasts.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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