what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Herman Cain

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Slavery

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Penis

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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