- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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