Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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throbbing slobber

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Anti Joke

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