A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Kate

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Ben is gay

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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