Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Hello

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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