Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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throbbing slobber

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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