Chocolate tastes good.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

That's what he said.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

im jewish

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Shit.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

9/11

Why....... Because.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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