I am black.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Ben is gay

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Women's rights

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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