How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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want to go home? yea

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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