- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

i am predestal

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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