Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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A ginger rapping.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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