My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Jasper sucks.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Men's rights

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Benevolent villain.

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