- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

No.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

So one time this woman was learning...

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