a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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That's what he said.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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9/11

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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