Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Hitler

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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