Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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