why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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