What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

a banana

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why Because

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Pickle!

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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