Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's big and black? A black fridge.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

i like potatoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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