Women's Golf

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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fart

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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