What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PENIS

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Anti Joke

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