A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Women's rights

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Anti Joke

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