- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

The chicken crossed the road.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

hi my name is? joe

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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