- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Small breasts.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

DANA

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

SAY

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

womans rights

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hello

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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