How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

anus soup

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Whoa! A talking carrot!

9:11 make a wish

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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womans rights

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Punchline.

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