whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Brittney Spears

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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