- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

An Irishman stays home

No.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

want to go home? yea

So one time this woman was learning...

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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