i have 2 penises

Slavery

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

minorities

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What will happen when a black person die they die

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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