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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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