What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Penis

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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i am predestal

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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a horse walks into a barn

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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