- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I am black.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

That's what he said.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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