- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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^that joke's not funny

You're so straight!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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im jewish

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

I won the game.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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