My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

God is religiously proven to be real

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Jasper sucks.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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