- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What time is it? 10:58

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

DANA

A baby seal walks into a club.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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