- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Herman Cain

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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