Please don't rape me.

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Men's rights

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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hi my name is? joe

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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poop.........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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