Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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