Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

thumb_up thumb_down

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thumb_up thumb_down

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

thumb_up thumb_down

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

thumb_up thumb_down

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Hi poop!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

james schmitt whats your last name

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

thumb_up thumb_down -84

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops