- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Women's rights.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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