- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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