Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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9/11

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Brett Farve

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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An Irishman stays home

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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cheese

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