professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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