- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

i am predestal

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Small breasts.

Nickelback

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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