Anti jokes are funny

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Herman Cain

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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i am predestal

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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