- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Women's rights

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Shit.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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