How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

kennah campion... being nice

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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