- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Small breasts.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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