"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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That's what he said.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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im jewish

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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I won the game.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Anti Joke

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