- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

why did the man die? he got shot

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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