Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

i am predestal

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A baby seal walks into a club.

minorities

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

What time is it? 10:58

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

arse

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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