- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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