- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

hi my name is? joe

PENIS

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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