- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why were corners made? For crying.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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