- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

im jewish

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??