- Anti Joke

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

tim tebow is a great quarterback

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Benevolent villain.

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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