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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Guess what? Chicken butt

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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