A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Penis

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Potato salad

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Lacrosse

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i am predestal

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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