Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Potato salad

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Small breasts.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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