nice shorts.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

amy copied adams haircut :0

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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