There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Women's rights

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Your mum is dead

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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