Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

minorities

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What will happen when a black person die they die

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

womans rights

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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