- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Pickle!

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Nickelback

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Hello

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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