your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

josh simpson has cancer

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

what is patrick wilson? smart

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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