alcoholism kills

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

That's what he said.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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