Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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hi my name is? joe

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A Jew returns change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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