Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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