Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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8====D {(0)}

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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8=D

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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