Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

arse

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

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