- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

a banana

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What's big? Jupiter.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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