Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Slavery

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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