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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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minorities

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

My dad beats my mom At checkers

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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