Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why....... Because.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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