What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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