- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

a banana

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

A bar walks into your mother.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Penis

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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