- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

This is not Will Smith.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Small breasts.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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