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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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