What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Exactly what?

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Jasper sucks.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Men's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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