- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Hitler

marble

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

ur mother

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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