A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

The government makes a good decision

Obama

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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