How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

No.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

i am predestal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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