STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why....... Because.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Pickle!

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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